EPISODE · Oct 28, 2025 · 55 MIN
Oh Yes You Will
from The Carbon Footprint
🎙️ This week on The Carbon FootprintOur blind loyalty to sports teams How much would it take to sleep with ____? Everyone’s got a number, and half of you are out here giving Groupon prices.A teen mistaken for a squirrel — a tragic reminder that natural selection’s still putting in overtime.And Home Depot offering trade certifications — noble move, or just a quiet way to replace the workers already standing in the parking lot?Dark humor, bad takes, and questionable morals — you already know what it is.
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🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint Our blind loyalty to sports teams How much would it take to sleep with ____? Everyone’s got a number, and half of you are out here giving Groupon prices. A teen mistaken for a squirrel — a tragic reminder that natural selection’s still putting in overtime. And Home Depot offering trade certifications — noble move, or just a quiet way to replace the workers already standing in the parking lot? Dark humor, bad takes, and questionable morals — you already know what it is.
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