(Old) 1. Interference

Sounds like you've stumbled across a one sided call Transcript: “Hey, it’s me! Ium! Can you hear me? .. Oh, you can? Good, cause, I can’t hear you, but I guess we can make this work…. Uh.. Shit! The connection isn’t good here, so I don’t think I’ll be getting your messages as you send them, soooo…. Guess I’ll be… just be talking about my life until it’s time for work again.  I don’t think I’ve told you where I work now. I’ve started working at this little post office in town. It’s uh… Its definitely not what I expected... I expected more people with sticks up their asses. Sure, they’re not all buddy-buddy, but they do seem like people I might be able to spend a night playing a game with. Though, I think Alice might hate me or really values the job ideal. But, I’ll talk about her another day. What I want to talk about, I want to talk about the cute person I met instead! Not to say that Alice isn’t cute, but I like this perzon- person much more! They were so sweet to me! They had such curly hair and splotchy skin, like… like if you’d taken a paint of one color and then painted with a lighter shade on top of it. Like freckles, but bigger! They complimented their looks so well."  *a lovestruck sigh* "And they had a cute hooked nose.. the only down side is their lack of arms. I know it's a bit superficial, but I really like people with lots of arms! I can list ten crushes off the top of my head and over half of them have at least 4 arms if not more. Though… they did have nice arms, even if they just had the two, but I can push that to the side for now. After all, 'the perfect mate doesn't always have the perfect looks', that's what Layla used to tell me. I have a feeling he was using that to comfort himself, but you know what, he's right. If I want a good partner, I'm going to need to not be so superficial and worry.. less about getting someone with the perfect number of arms. Plus there's so many people without arms and they're also perfectly valid mates. What was I talking about again? Oh yeah! The person from earlier! So they came into the post office and instead of running out immediately to calm down, they just stared, less than a minute and you know what they said? They said 'hewwo' like, holy shit! You hear this shit online and then someone actually has the guts to say that to another person and devils… I love them. Is it too soon for love? Probably. Oh! I caught their- their name as they were handing in their mail, seems they go by-"  *knocking*  "Shit, I think break time is over. Catch you soon, bye!"