Welcome everybody to the hre podcast. I'm here with Oliver tree against my will. I'm here in protest only fulfilling an obligation He's a musical artist. He's the he's the guy on TikTok who goes Stop he's the on and on guy from TikTok don't like him music sucks.
This is our tree. You literally invited me on here to apologize You're gonna apologize. Yes, that was the you texting me begging me. Come on like you made an obligation I said you look like an idiot right now.
What are you even wearing? Look at your stupid little hat I came To bury the hatchet, but I said I'm not gonna let this cowboy kid You came here to make a mockery of my life's work all you do is just make fun of me bully me and countless others and yet You came knowing that who you lied to me and you said you would be on my side making an apology publicly So everyone could see and this is not what we talk okay. Let me make an apology I apologize to my fans. What do you think I mean are up to you?
Can you call out the sponsors? It's more important than apologizing to Oliver. Oh, I have to thank the sponsors. What are you talking about?
Just wait. I have to think the sponsors just be just don't talk for like 15 seconds Thank you to our sponsors babble honey me undies and express VPN and then I'm gonna need you to say thank and then repeat I mean thank you to babble. No, I'm not doing that. Thank you to honey.
No, so here I'm gonna make an apology I'm sorry. I apologize to my fans to have to endure this two-hour nightmare. Why are you making this worse? Why are you doing this?
What do you want to do? Why are you here? You're the only person that shows up with a laptop to my show? I have two laptops.
How many do you have? Why do you have two laptops? I come prepared we have we had Twitter beef I said you know because you first of all you're supposed to come on last week and you canceled right? Why'd you cancel you never even told me not gonna ever say you didn't let's just put it this way You did not make it accommodating to me or my team Okay, you did not pay us the max amount we asked for you weren't willing to do it You gave this other guy all this money you're gonna find out first class tickets Yeah, why do you think everyone wants to give up because Nick Ocado is actually celebrity you're like Lucky look at you.
You've fallen off life goes on you know, you know, you know, you know He's not right there. That's the most viral moment of your entire life. How does it feel? This is not the most viral this is it here you guys said Oliver Hey Oliver tree stop wasting my time either do the show or don't I can't keep planning canceling my show because your dumbass can't commit fair You said you should be ashamed of you want to read yours.
Yeah, I love you I go ahead you should be ashamed of the way you act online. You're a grown-ass man with a child set a better example This is not any way to conduct a business. Although I wouldn't exactly call what you do a job You're a glorified tabloid AKA scum of the earth bottom feeder and yes I do mean that so what if mine isn't a job what is yours bro? Because like literally what is your job exactly I am an artista.
Yeah, yeah, I make art I create things What do you do you just try to destroy things you try to make your little shitty little commentary and say oh yeah? I know this I know that what have you done with your life dude? Why you gotta be so mean to me dude like you know I'm someone has to say this dude Who the hell else is gonna say it to you because your team's getting paid too much to say diddley Yeah, and your team's not getting paid at all dude. Why is it okay?
This guy straight up don't let him get away with that Oliver lives in a house. It's like a cold. He makes him dress up like him Okay, and they all live in the same house together. Do you pay your guys?
Yes or no is I'm not gonna answer that Who pays for their me? I'm not gonna answer the rent. I'm not gonna make a salary. Are you compliant with Ask they're not talking about this Ryan come here come here Ryan stop don't do this to me Ryan get on camera right now Ryan just stay off camera come here.
He's his little Ryan it's okay. He's very shy really nervous. It's okay. I'm creeping out.
Please stop Ryan. I'm not on screen here You can use my mic Ryan Ryan this is one of his and Ryan not Brian Ryan Ryan Ryan is one of his henchmen come here Ryan does he pay you? Are you working of your own free Ryan don't say anything one of his henchmen of how many people live in the house with you? Go ahead.
You can talk to the money. We have 20 people There's over 60 of us. There's over 60 16 and you know he said 60 and does he pay you does he feed you? No, you said no Ryan just get the fuck out of here, dude And Ryan are you working against your will do you need help stop with my wife if you need help on camera?
So they can see right I can't see your eyes go please. I can't see your eyes He says he's not supposed to say anything Ryan go how do you explain that how do I explain what dude? Do you touch them? All right, I'm about to walk You want to criticize what I do let's talk about what you do to next to him I don't know what science.
I'm going to do it right now, bro You came on for a cordial apology and I'm not experiencing anything close to that all right anyway We argue sorry or what yeah, I said sorry for your bully for wasting everybody's time Yeah, I'm sorry. You're not in jail for literally running a R Kelly style So you're obsessed with our Kelly makes me wonder what's going on in that nine million dollar mansion do you have your passports? Do you have your Oliver tree wig? Ryan I need to get some passwords for this Your passports did you get your shots here?
Let me show you how real singing works back you can go ahead I'm Ryan. Don't you touch him don't you hit him? America the beautiful Do you have your little tree wig girl did you get that ski jacket don't leave the house without my permission? I'm all over tree Let's do the interview.
Let's do the interview dude Yo, can I talk about something though funny so this is how you know where's my hat? Why don't you tell my half fella cuz dude? This is literally the stupidest show in the world and yet you're here Yeah, and yet I'm here on the shittiest podcast in all the fucking world desperate much no not desperate Then why are you here? I came here because I'm putting on my own podcast all over three so number one podcast in the fucking world bro Ian why'd you put that graphic up?
This is the number one podcast ever that's not a real podcast. This is a real podcast I'd like to bring on my first guest ladies and gentlemen little Ricky Wait, what's happened? Yes, Ricky come out here Ladies and gentlemen the multiverse has brought the number one superstar of all time little Ricky why'd you bring a guy on still so Come in here Ricky drink that coffee Ricky. I dare you to take a sip fake ass alien say wait before you say anything I want to say little Ricky is the first artist I've signed don't touch the fucking hat and little Ricky and me have been working on a Mixtape okay last year can we can we shut this down whatever this is Ricky can we shut down whatever this is let me just say this Ian Ricky are about to change the fucking world.
Yeah, you want to say anything Ricky? I'm gonna curious what's going on with little Ricky That was weird alright She's still learning English alright whatever this little gag is what we got to get back on the rail stop don't Ricky get up just chill hey stop you don't even have control of your home gets pro Alright chill stop go. No alright. This is odd.
Hey. Hey. Hey not on my side Ian turn off the set get out of here get off my side dude go Ricky I'm gonna put your ass over out Alright all right Ricky yeah, maybe get him out of here get him out of here You're a punk talk about my wig asshole Jesus okay, dude. I didn't come on here to fight I came on here.
Why you're right now. What was left? Okay? You're worse friend.
I have two wigs here. I didn't know there were two wigs You know what let's just wrap this up. What do you mean wrap this up? I've done my ads yet.
This is not working. Okay. I've got a show plan. Do you want to do what I've got or what?
First of all what there's a line. You don't come on my side The set okay if you're gonna do a little show yeah, I am gonna do my first of all and turn that off okay Ian turn that off do not turn that off remember What do you get whatever you do keep the show going? This is the best podcast in the world You should be lucky to have all over three on your show okay first of all and turn turn turn the set off That's an order. Thank you second of all you don't cross that line you cross that line again the show over you understand Where's my crew at my crew supposed to be here too?
Can we buy my guys in? Where's my guys? I need my crew here. I can't run all over three without my guys well There's no all over three so that's not a problem.
This is all over three number one station in the world Okay, let's move on. I have actually a show plan. We got to get back on the rails here What the fuck who's that this is my crew that's Dan over there who is that who are you hey? Who is that?
Hi, can I help you? Here he's Dan yeah, that's my Dan Wait, who who who are you? Jacob that's my audio engineer. He's gonna be handling all the sound oh Don't let him touch you guys.
Don't fuck is this Ruby the chair? That's Casey. That's my right-hand man keyboard player guitar player. He's gonna be you guys gonna do all the sound here Okay, I just door lock you guys call security like We're all this people.
Hey Casey. Can we get some of my sound effects? This is why is my doubles name Dan? Okay guys.
This is a close-up. Hey Casey. Can I get some sound effects going? All right guys, this is a close-up No, everybody stay where you're at nobody move Nobody move Everybody stay put Everybody stay there Casey stay put Casey whatever you do not move Ricky don't leave me hanging Ricky stay there Ricky don't fucking move get off him Do you have a fucking talk about immigration?
Where's your papers little Ricky Ricky don't answer anything you'll integrate here from dude Are you even on a visa right now bro? Just stop with the questions? Okay, I'll be doing the questions. This is all over three.
No, that's over. They're out. We called swami He's a scary. He's a gun.
He's trapped where where's on straight lock in it, bro He's got a glock green swami in here. Where is he? He's coming in his gun. We're gonna fuck with me What the fuck and walk the doors what okay?
Don't walk the doors. I got more people coming Ian turn that shit off stop it No, this is all over three and we're here to stay dude Stop what the fuck dude All right, all right, it's back. It's back damn right. It's back.
All right. You want to talk about like I just want to get this over with That's why okay. Let's get it over with because I want to get it over with just as bad All right, where everyone's gone you can have any questions. You're just gonna insult me the rest of the time I did have questions But my enthusiasm for doing this interview is a little waning to be honest when you're bringing in your own crew What do you think I'm gonna do we're running a podcast the world's best your podcast fell the fuck off old man dude?
It's never like 12 in the world old man. Oh man. Why's that stop stop stop stop? Why the fuck would you do that you want to talk about shit?
Yeah, let's get it over with wrap it up All right, Jesus. So we have um did I mention that you're big you're big on TikTok apparently You know our tree session. Yeah, what it's blue. What are you doing?
Well, yeah, you're up to 12 million followers That's got to be your most followed social media account, right? Maybe so how does it feel that the place people like you the most is where they get you the less get you the least? I don't even know what that means like they can only watch you in short bits and that's where they like you the most How does that make you feel because you make a lot of long form content people don't really watch that well? Here's the thing this is how I use my platforms to promote the long form stuff So all of them are short except for YouTube and my YouTube is actually has more followers than your YouTube So I don't really know what you're yammering on about I'm just saying I mean how many YouTube followers you have because I know it's less than me how many do you have?
I don't know more than you. I don't know what you have No, I don't I don't look at that like you and try to count You're the one that brought it up But I know for a fact my inside team members have told me here's your past the h3 podcast So I don't know what you're gonna play on me has a gun okay. Hey fake AD Swami has a fucking gun they're Dan. Don't move get his gun on screen Swami head don't do not move.
Swami is has a gun. Get the fuck out of me. Pull your gun on him Dan Don't go anywhere. Swami pull your gun on him You want to say something why you letting these guys in swam's you back down?
Thank You Swami I paid him off. What do you think happened? Don't let those guys sit you sang hard and you pull out the gun You shoot them if you need to okay. I shoot the kill you understand You told us last time you know how to use that thing.
Okay, so it's time to prove it Swami I just want to say thank you for letting my guys in. Thank you so much Man is a legend. Thank you. Don't thank him.
All right. Just stand post outside Okay, Swami is your gun loaded is the safety off? Oh, he's locked here. Okay, let's let's unlock that Let's turn the safety off and just be ready.
Hey Swami is boosted. That's my man right there. All right. Thank you Swami Just stand guard shoot anyone shoot the kill okay shoot on site.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you Swami Thanks, bro.
You look good today. I like the orange No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no what the fuck you guys stop stop you can be fucking coming back there's why me shoot these fuckers You have pepper spray or something That's my crew Well, A.B. doesn't do anything. So it's fine.
All right fake A.B. What do you want to say? You're on the show now good. Hey should we plug some stuff get some fucking abs going out here?
What do you want to say you did we have the tour yeah? We got a tour coming we have some of them out the tour I can't talk about anything Okay, Swami's pulling out a sword So you guys might want to leave the premise at this point Dan come out watch out. So I'm gonna brought out the bastard So I'm gonna do it bastard. That's a spy hander.
That looks really sharp. Yeah, I Should I write him off Oliver how far do you want me to go here? It depends do you want to lose an arm for somebody that doesn't even pay you? I would do it.
I guess damn. Well, no, we have insurance right put how about your head get the fuck off the set I'm sick of this. I just want to do the interview Where are the set stop everybody out? Thank you Swami get the gun out be in a ready position with your weapon out safety off shoot the kill I'm sorry guys.
Thank you, bro This is not how I wanted this thing to roll out. All right. Can we just do this interview? This is not funny.
No, it's not funny I literally just want to think I want me to kill when you guys So I'll never do that dude. It's why me skilled to death ratios and saying I doubt it. I mean I guess we should about TikTok We should yeah fuck it. All right.
So here's your take talk everybody loves it was the shit That's me playing on Jimmy Kimmel a real show that I did last week That's crazy that you went from here Yeah, I'm wondering why I went from Jimmy Kimmel to the fucking h2 podcast me to How many people watch Jimmy Kimmel these days like Like a couple no more than whatever watches this ring I know you guys aren't getting the same place you used to actually I'm quite what's the preparation of like of going of preparing to do a Late night show easy peasy bro. I'm a pro doing this is my fourth one. Do you rehearse it like there or what? I just bring out my little hats and the rest is history.
Do you want to answer any questions? You can do the whole question. I'm asking you a question. How do you prepare for this?
What's the clear physically no like what is the show demand of you the Jimbo Kimbles of the world? This is an embarrassing question. Did you go and you go and you play? You just show up?
Yes Well, there's a whole set obviously you guys did some but the set is always no, it's not I've seen that show before oh So you do watch Jimmy Kimmel sometimes I get the musical I never watched the musical after you notice on Jim O' Kimmel and late night shows They put the musical act at the very end Would you guys stop fucking laughing over there? So you guys encourage this kind of behavior for him to be a monster Dude, one of your guys just stabbed me dude. I don't give a shit. Wait.
What's up? Dude the fucking fake a B slash Dan just stabbed me. I'm glad you had it coming for a day. Look no It looks worse.
No, it wasn't a little Ricky the sword. I you sort of got me good I'm glad some blood was shed you need to first aid. No, no, I'm just a little neck. Oh stop crying about it Oh, that's my boy.
We don't fuck with a bro You guys kicked out my team and I'm ready to kick you guys out one by one. Maybe he's the first to go He has to go to the hospital. You did Jimmy Kimmel. You were at the very end obviously Usually when they have big guests they come and sit on the couch.
Did you sit on the couch? I just the musical guests. We had Peter Dinklage, and then we had me yeah, because usually when there's a big musical guest They'll sit on the couch and chat with him a little bit. Yeah, I played my hit that just went platinum I can't wait on the top 24 alternative radio pop charts is alternative radio and pop top 25 ace hot AC top Wait, so what did you hit on the pop 25 and what do you hit on the alt 23?
You a 25 on the pop? Yes, how many are in that list billions? No, I'm here on the list. What do you mean?
What's oh, it's like they these are like a top list. Yeah, so you're on it. Yeah, how many are on the list? I don't know usually about a hundred.
Oh, that's pretty good. We're talking about all the pop music good. Congratulations It's a slow time and pop. Yeah, it is not a lot of releases over there.
All right, so desperate for anything man. Actually what I want to show is Yeah, actually the life goes on and on is huge on take that I see it in a lot of videos How did that happen for you? Did that happen like kind of by surprise or what? I was all 100% organic and then I just posted a bunch of old videos that I had made from the last five years and Put the song in the background and the rest was history.
It's kind of it must be nice to I mean people really fucking mess With you on take off it's much be nice to put all your content up there have people actually watch it It's crazy because I looked in like I used to see you're talking I was kind of gauging how I was doing based upon what you were doing and there was times where I got a little jealous I was like wow Ethan like really had a good one today And then I just look at a recent I just feel bad for you the views are insane thirty six million Oh, yeah, this is an old bed. Those are all older. I only filmed like two videos for it. I filmed 14 million what we got bigger ones than that Especially because that's almost popping so if you click the song you can see 5.5 million videos with this there's another one with over four million then we have another one with a million But that's just the people who tagged the song.
So there's the label for me They're estimating over 20 million videos with the song they gotta be happy about that. They're not their piss Well, here's the thing do you get paid from tick-tock? I don't get paid anything. Do the label get paid?
Of course they make a little something. I don't think they make money off tick-tock. They make money off everything else which I don't see a diamond So it's better. Well, so I last time we talked you you told me that they fund all your like really expensive music videos and stuff Which we'll get into a watch but you're in debt to the label that how it's yeah, and so everything you make millions upon millions I'm not gonna throw the number out there, but it's way way way too much I'll never make that money back.
It's essentially a scam, but like they gotta give you somebody to live right? Peanuts essentially give you a little something like that. Maybe something like that here. I've got the I got something here Where's this so if we pull up?
Life goes on peak position 36 that's just uh, that's not the pop though adult pop airplay. Yeah, that's not pop that's it has been on the charts eight weeks So that's pretty fire. That's not the pop charts though dog. It says adult pop air.
Yeah, that's adult pop hot AC Which one should we check check the pop chart check the pop charts down? I'm just fact checking you in real time. It does actually say pop like right on it. No, it says adult pop airplay Yeah, that's the hot AC dog.
This is the hot AC Dan. That's not the pop chart. Okay. You want the is it?
Hiding the pop part. Okay, pop the AC You said pop you said I see that's what the charts called. Are you want this to turn the AC down? Yeah, turn off the AC You also your your cold?
Very so it's the pop AC. It's the hot the hot AC. Okay, turn the AC down. Maybe all of us are Did you find anyone down?
I did. Yeah, this one says number 26. Okay, so we broke the 25 Well, so it says number 26, so you only lied by one. No, that's not accurate.
Actually, that's where it is maybe this week But last week it was 25. It says peak position peak. That's not as high as it's been. Maybe that's not updated I mean the billboard website.
I know that's the billboard website. All right. Well, we established you the liar. So let's continue and also alternative charts, too Yeah, you know what alternate means who cares?
Whatever, bro. Anyway, that's pretty amazing 5.5 million views But I've always wondered the economy of TikTok with big songs like this because you're you're like number one on the TikTok Firepage and all that so you at the label. There's not a lot of money coming out of TikTok for you guys zero But on the plus side it does help right the exposure is pretty incredible. I mean think about it This thing blew up on TikTok and where am I back to the same shitty podcast for the third year in a row?
So that's yeah, nothing's really changed. Although I did notice the music video I will give a shout out to you my friend. You finally got a hit 130 173 million views, eh? Something like that.
Yeah, I mean those numbers slightly off in real time. It's closer to 175 million On the back end Well, what's the biggest YouTube video you ever did? Nothing close to that. Well, there you go But I make my own money.
You have to like pay it to some suit exactly and that's the thing that's really sad is I'm doing Some of the greatest art of our generation and I'm left penniless and then a guy like you a chump like yourself is living in a nine million dollar mansion In the shame. Yeah, it is shame and what you sell adult diapers and that's your main thing adult diapers Yeah, what's your ads that you run? I don't sell adult diapers. I think you do I seen some pictures I found some on the internet.
Oh, wow. Yeah, like you found a joke and a diaper. Oh, haha. What a funny joke.
I Thought it was funny at the time. Oh fucking drop it. Just plug the tour. I'm leaving right now All right, Oliver tree music.com slash tour get your tickets.
It's my last forever It's the final one really yes, I'm so sick of touring but these shows are gonna be epic Bro, I have so much crazy stuff planned and little Ricky is coming on the road by the way I want to come February 19. Can we come? Maybe your crew can come bring Swami strap. Swami gets tickets for life But you I would not want to see in my green.
I want to be backstage, bro. Can you bring down stage? People get psyched at this on a Hype hype my ass how much it costs for a ticket maybe just maybe I'll let you come on stage I don't know how to think about it well the people here are gonna be buying ticket I think they're only gonna buy there what 35 40 bucks. They're not gonna be dropping that unless they know I'm gonna be on stage in LA Yeah, you'll definitely be there.
Okay good. Oliver tree music comm slash tour get your ticket support Oliver tree He's amazing. I heard he sucks in person his music videos are better than his live performances are true live show the best thing I do everything from live scooter tricks Ww I'm really belly dancing we have literally belly dancing and we have every genre of music from dance to full-on rock show to a hip Hop show right so there you go country show that'll blow your mind all right get your tickets I was the worst 30 minutes of my fucking life, dude Well, we literally the next 30 come yeah, I wanted to watch this video with you 130 million or 170 million That's awesome. Do you think what about this many views without the tick tock boost though?
Cuz I feel like there's some some some Well, it does you know because I'm not seeing pennies off the YouTube either not like you so it's all my money's all the better thing I just want to make bigger videos. So the fact that this did well means bigger video budget So yeah, I'm excited I'm making a lot more music videos nowadays But most of them are not out yet. We're working on the next album cowboy tears box. That's available now You go get that pre-order cut that crazy.
Keep that in why would someone pre-order it CDs bro? They're coming back we couldn't get vinyls. There's like a shortage. I guess a del-caused the vinyl shortage and oh for real Chet Hanks oh yeah So wait if you pre-order you get a CD whole box a mystery box all kinds of crazy stuff.
Okay, so there's a little value I'm not really gonna get it. I don't even know what's in it But I know it must be good then if you don't even know what's in it I picked everything out custom designed it. Why are you laughing? Do you shut the hell up?
You're saying you get something other than the music. Oh, yeah, oh you get everything Well, there's some well you know some design clothing basically the mute if I'm into an artist the music's enough I don't you wouldn't you shouldn't need to incentivize people with treats and shit to buy your album like the music should sell itself You know what I mean? That's what it's not enough. You never try to sell song music It sounds anything like this archailly shit you keep singing you should just literally never open up your mouth again to sing But you know obviously your voice goes on you know You know you know you know you know you know you mean I love that we should make a sound bite out of that So I can put that on my sound effect Let's do that I want to watch this video and uh and examine it piece by piece We also have a cowboy tournament.
We're gonna do the cowboy tournament. We'll do it at the end We have a bull riding we have a motor sight or a horse Track we're doing yeah, and a bull riding is there any other uh Last owing and last owing and the winner of the tournament of the three categories gets a B dazzled diamond studded cowboy hat Have you seen it? Can you bring it out? I'm sure yeah, so We had this custom made wow so the victor to the victor goes the spoils as they say this is a Basically a 80 carat and crusted Wow diamond Cowboy hat which I think is gonna really change the game.
Thank you. Holy smokes Sick right aye yeah after me. Oh Right holy smokes. I love it.
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Yeah, and I'm including all this He's gonna cut this out to your head. I don't know what you want me to say. I'd say is What you said welcome to Oliver's podcast like it's not the top of the show. You're just doing that break Okay, I get it, but let me just do this next app Ladies and gentlemen the number one seven g cell phone I partner small with meta mobile This is the only 7g on the marketplace This thing has access to calls around the world and everyone knows all of the tree loves mini in this You know what?
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Yeah, all right moving on. Let's watch this video Why do you sing like that like what we go you go? Baby I'm going wrong like you over now you over and that's how I got my signature sound But you wouldn't know anything about that because all you do is talk and just say annoying things All right, let's watch though. You're not a singer you don't get to have any conversation about this with me, okay?
Okay, I thought I got my signature sound right. I was just wondering yeah You know, I mean I want you to go back like what? The part where you see the close up This is actually shot of your basement with all your cultists that you might drop up just up like you I'm not laughing. I don't think that's funny.
I know your minions. We paid think it's hilarious. Yeah, I pay them exactly big difference I mean, you know, they're here by their here. They're here at will You think it's ironic that your lowest effort video ended up being the most viewed I do to be frankly This is by far my worst video, but the money had run out This is my 11th video of that album and the label didn't want to give me any more money the VFX fell apart It's a bit of a disaster shit show, but my fans say by far my worst video So they actually agree.
Oh they agree and they're the ones who love to remind me No, but on a real note because you do spend a lot of your last appearances We watched your music videos you put a lot into those a lot of Actually short films and to call them a music video undermining what I do is this a short film or a music video This one the more of a music video right here, and it's funny because the only music video I really made that's the one that When it is kind of interesting it really isn't about the video that's what I found It's the song the song is hard who cares about the video no one gives two shit But does it maybe it's a kind of I don't know did you learn anything like maybe you don't need to go so far all out on everything I don't know because it's still a nice video. I'm using these music videos as you call them I call them short films you call this music video just right now. Yeah, this is a music video, okay But my short films that I make they are my film school I've been working as not only a writer and director, but also a producer so I've been producing these I built my new production company Alien Boy films we've been producing all my new music videos working with other companies line productions different people to help us bring it to life What do you give me that face? So it's called it's called alien boy films and you have one client you do I produce everything I work on I want it to be the highest quality The highest caliber and yes, I have a hand in producing everything I do and I make documentaries we film 20 over the last fucking five years So we have 20 unreleased documentaries which we can get into later What are you waiting to die and then release them probably yeah, they'll be crazy once I die they'll be amazing But no, it's I film too many so we have trouble editing them at the rate We're right right so we're in the process of hiring editors stuff anyone at home as a professional editor Please submit to us at alien boy films if you're interested in unpaid work Email Oliver paid work we are hiring and we are a hell of a company and we're much better than this schmooze H3 Well, actually I'm a fan of the of the documentaries.
I love the documentaries you make so I hope you have actually find an editor and get those out there We have eight right now, but we need at least 80 more I submit to you evidence official music video. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what the label calls him.
So so What am I gonna put a official short film no one's gonna be able to understand? Okay, well, then why don't you understand what you're here chastising me? It says also it's not even consistent like this is music video This is official music video like you think that you could get you like get figured out It's the label dude. They don't give two shit No one's even paying attention on that front end actually if I have feedback for you this one called music video got the most views the official music video Not as many views that's true.
Oh, it's also for that video You know I made three more music videos and I released ten versions of the same song and I was just doing it to troll my own fans They got so mad about it But I just kept releasing because I was hilarious. Why did I mean a Christmas version you did yeah? I don't think you should yeah, let's keep watching this because I like it Yeah, it's not about the video. It's really about I'm watching something I Looks like dog shit, but I will say all my videos look shitty to me.
You should see how I see it in my head No, it's a million times better. Yeah, every time this video is great. They're all great. Oh now you think it's great.
That's funny I'm not laughing. I Can't even watch through the video dude. He literally is skipping and you're trying to tell me no just turn it off It's a horrible video. It's a horrible song.
I hate this song you do I fucking hate this you really bro Do you understand I had to sell my soul for that song I did over a hundred radio interviews I made eight or nine versions of the song that I re-released I had to do you know countless radio shows for free Why the label made you do it? Yeah, of course well when you have a song pop off the label like time to do press Oh, you have to understand I worked ten years professionally doing this as my job and it's been one failure after another the whole thing is just failures So when you get an opportunity to have a moment you got to milk that thing Yeah, I milked it and no regret you're here to me And that's what brought me here to the worst podcast in the world But we've recreated it as all over three the number one podcast in the world So you you did a bunch of media for the leopas on yes, and it was just exhausting. It was exhausting Yeah, I drained myself and then I come to this and I'm like it gets worse apparently So here actually is one of the remixes you do with the island boys. Yeah huge celebs man How do you pull them we're in Florida and we had some Florida boys come out diplo ski mask Was DJ Khaled not available?
Uh, we reached out his reps didn't give us a response We the best Pieces Was No, no one got paid this whole video is a shoestring because they're on a pay they're on that paper chase I'd be surprised they do it for free. Well, it was a chance to work with cold Bennett trippy red ski mask and So they saw it as a big opportunity. It was a bit must have been really disappointed when the video came out and they were like barely featured They even have a line pretty dope though. I like seeing him in it.
We made this video for 30 grand It was literally the cheapest video. Yeah, it's pretty good man. Actually you wanted me to be in this music video as the fat pizza guy Yeah, we tried to do it. It was on ela's birthday.
You always do this you go you you you text me like Day before and it's ela's on ela's birthday. Yo, yo, I need you to be in this music video I'm like I can't do it. Yeah, well, and then you go yo, I need you to be my new music video. It's on the 31st of january I'm like that's what my babies do who gives a shit dude.
You'll have more kids You're popping them out left and right you can miss one of them if you can get you as consent in fact We can call her wait. Where is he? Where is he? Where is he coming?
She's not coming. She's not coming here Let's call her and if she says I can do it. Okay, your music videos on january 31st, right? Yes, okay, so shooting multiple multiple days, so You only need to be there for one.
Yeah, so I'm recording right now with all of her. Hey, are you all right? Okay, all right, so January 31st all of her has a music video and he wants me to be in it. It's in florida So I said I said if you can get the permission from you then I'll do it I just wanted to ask you is it okay?
If you miss the baby's birth Unfortunately, I would almost allow anything for you, but wow. Thank you. So this is no exception to that of course Wait, wait, he said you guys are gonna have more kids This is only this isn't even the firstborn child. So it's not you know, there is you know, there'll be the lastborn child Which is also important right but the middle child or let's say you know the second child because I'm assuming you guys will have many more It's not gonna be that I mean he's a horrible father to begin with.
You've been an incredible mother of course and you know All right, so I'm gonna wait for the both of you. So basically can I miss the birth of our son? Yes It's an important video. This is gonna be huge and I got a lot of big cameos I better let it answer.
Okay No, unfortunately not You sure about that maybe you want to shoot at the hospital wait, do you think we could film in your guys hospital room? Would you sign papers to let that permission go through? I would I would like you should I'm using video in the hospital. Okay, would you be would you be willing to would you be willing to shoot it in the delivery room?
Like like you're giving birth? Um, yeah, okay. All right. Well, what's the what's the exact address of that or you want to send the details over to my team after?
Okay, that sounds great. I'm so excited to hear that. Thank you so much for giving us your blessing And I'm excited to see there and be there for the baby to be born and you know, I am you know, the adores Godfather and I would expect that I will be the Godfather Bruce did we never gave him that title? I was given that title.
I think she's kind of good and All right, so that's a no. Okay. Thank you. We love I'll see you soon.
We're trying to wrap this up early It sounded like a yes Wrap it up. All right. Wrap it up. He says okay.
Thank you. Love you. Bye. Right?
She sounds like she's down, man. That's a no. That's a hard one. Shoot at the hospital That's true.
That'd be interesting. I think we can be right the video to make it work. All right. Let's keep watching this this hellish.
Whatever this is Oh, yeah, you hated it. Oh, okay Why don't you ask me for a verse? Why'd you just want me to do like a cameo? Why'd you ask me for a verse?
I would have ordered shit up I want you some game and you still try to play Can I turn this off now or what? Yes, do whatever you want. Okay, I'm not forcing you to put these on you're putting them on by choice I have no say in the matter you literally just made me cut and said you have to show that yeah We have to cut that off too All right. Well, actually I'm really curious about the christmas version what you drop off say for me.
It's not public Um, it's actually for next year. This is a this is a premiere. This is a snippet premiere We're going to go in the bowl version will be out next year christmas 2022. Let's go.
Oh, baby. I'm excited We need some volume What are you doing with your hands? I'm going up a west side. Just some jet.
Go It's warming back in here. We need to I'm literally just pointing my fingers around as I sing What are you talking about dude? It looks like you had a seizure or something like why are they pointing all crazy? Are you throwing gang signs or did you have a seizure?
Bro? I am pointing to where the melodic patterns are taking place. Okay, okay We Signate No Oh That was fire That'll be out christmas 2022. Yeah, but you did this what I was talking about here.
I think I saw some tick talk by the way you lied about being exclusive I got you so good. I got you so what are you doing here? That's my signature hand movement? No What's this point That's my signature sound that's what I've developed the mouth movement so I could actually That's yours in the working dude to get it to that level.
All right. Do you have any other remixes you want us to watch? Well, I did make the acoustic version That one's pretty fire. Do I have that one?
Uh, you can just google it. Okay. Let's see. Oh, you want to watch?
I made a new video. You want to watch this? Oh, no, thanks. I'm good.
This is on the page or anything. I want to watch this. Keep going with some of my videos. I'm trying to build out my youtube Well, I figure you watch you're doing a podcast.
I want to promote myself to your audience. Uh, yeah I don't think that's a good idea. I can play that last inclined channel had a room in your life. I think it's great now No drums remade the whole subscribe today.
All of your tree. Uh, life goes on. Yeah, you just type acoustic. There you go And this video I spent $20,000 just on tinfoil so the whole video is made with tinfoil suits I like the I like the sound Live that's a digital instrument Yeah, technically speaking it's live Is my boy Ricky You learned those on tics on these are actually choreographed by myself.
I did this three weeks of training Okay, Oliver pretty fire moves. Thank you. So just keyboard version. So does this go anywhere?
Is it just keyboard? I don't understand why it's called acoustic version when that's clearly a digital instrument because man That's a good point. I was expecting no, it's literally not acoustic Yeah, it's just the keyboard acoustic acoustic acoustic refers to the natural unelectrified vibrations, right? And that would be an electro acoustic keyboard.
Mm. Literally not you really are milking this. Oh, I milked it man This is my literally the video I made on all that you put out all the remake. Oh, god.
No, my fans turned on me fast Oh, yeah, dude. They turn on me. I said hey one more one more. Yeah, Christmas Thanksgiving version.
Well, I tried a Christmas and Thanksgiving, but Thanksgiving because playing as um insulation slash heating ducts Okay, that's not funny. I designed these off this myself. I take it very serious the fashion is a big component for me Should I read the comments or they're not mean are they oh man? They hate this song people hated it for sure Look at the size of that half Yeah, that's big brain energy You're seeing a half that big That tops the beanie you tried to make back in the day Oh that I'm for sure Quite double the size.
Look at that. That's my haters right there So this actually didn't really go in the comments. Let's read the comments. We didn't even see the last shot dude.
That's the best part That's what $20,000 worth of pin foil looks like Well, see that's acoustic. That's acoustic. That's acoustic. Okay, so it is acoustic the last five seconds are acoustic.
Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, oh yeah, of course dude. I just call it whatever I want I've released unofficial videos before I released acoustic non acoustics Yeah, here's a comment this guy's one of the most underrated singers. He's creative and doesn't fail us with his music That's a lovely comment. Who would it get?
Oh, you said me mean ones we curated a list of mean comments to read is that okay? That's not okay This does so well as a more chill beautiful song so happy I have both version for each minute there you go This is calming. I like I can listen to this song forever. This song goes on and on and on and on and on and right?
I love it. Keep it going. Can you keep singing it too? I think we need a whole Ethan version light going You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, wow Oh, wait, how did you find these comments Dan?
It's it's like the entire comment session basically Really? Yeah, man's milking the song. No, you're milking it He's milking the song for us stop milking the song Oliver really making this one huh? He really milking the song he shares milking the song Yes, my friend.
It is milking god damn it stop milking the song Oliver I thought it was hilarious. There's another there's a whole another set of them that I sent as well. I thought I saw were all nice Yeah, it's funny. I wonder who's making these comments.
I mean it says months ago. You think I planted those Actually, I don't know what you're doing. There's another old all of her really milking the song Really milking this till it's dead. I swear to god Oliver really milking the f out of this dude stop.
Why are they are these real comments or these goofs? They're real common. No, those are definitely real. I liked it.
I like it when they started doing that I said hey, this is funny Yeah, I'm gonna keep it going right so you're on your fifth fifth. Why did eight versions? So there's three more coming out. I dollar sign was on a version.
Oh, that's a emask version I did the Christmas version. You want to do one with me acoustic and no I don't Well, actually, you know what for you. I would do that. Let's do another one.
That'd be fine Just saying it ocappella right now and then I'll have my my crew cut it up and I'll pretend like a We'll release it and I'll give you some dates. You can give me a tag me and maybe tag me and get some cloud out of this for the both of us You want me to pull up the lyrics? We'll do it. Yeah, you should do a cappella.
Okay. Let me pull up the lyrics I think we should milk it one last time. What do you think? Yeah, everyone goes.
Yeah, one last time life goes on and on lyrics All right, you want here. I'll just what part should I sing the chorus with you? Okay, ready? I'm not singing it.
This is your version. Yeah, okay. Do you? Is there is there a Instrumental that we can play.
Oh, yeah, I'm sure you can find anything. Can you find that Dan? It's not much. It's like three cores.
You could just sing the chorus or you could do the whole song Wow, this is gonna be great the final milking for the Christmas version. This is the milk table milk table.com You know, uh, erica badu has a song called on on because I found the instrumental for that No, it's not called on and on. Oh, because you just say it so much Okay, here we go World's first radio one exclusive Baby you're controlling. I'm afraid you threw the wolf when you get a nasty back of me But baby don't distract me.
I'm a gunner. I lost her like why the hell you want to play me your bad to put face in tundra Like old I don't want to sing too good and then Listen to my virgin I am honored Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Don't get to mix that put that up. Oh, that was incredible All right, so moving on we're moving on to the new stuff here. Uh, the cowboy shtick went why are you stick It's not a shtick dude first of all just to set the record straight. I come from a long lineage of cowboys My grandfather was a cowboy his grandfather was a cowboy and so on and so forth So for you to call it a shtick that's immediately offensive.
I grew up going to my grandparents ranch They have a cattle ranch. They have a horse and cattle ranch So I grew up they had cutting horses that they had sold to joe montana This is something that they started out in san ose they took it up north all the way up the state and they have a whole ass Ranch and I would go there every single year for a month in the summer I lived on the ranch. I feed the horses. I feed the cows and then during covid I ended up just taking some time for myself.
I'd retired from music officially So working on some screenplays writing movies which we can get into that another time potentially no, what's we know? Not interested Fair enough, um, but I was on the ranch for six months living during covid and I ended up writing this album called cowboy tears My grandfather's acoustic guitar was still there. He passed away, but his guitar is still there So I wasn't trying to make an album this was something that very organically happened But I was sitting there after I would feed the animals and I would just play and let it all out And I ended up making this album called cowboy tears and this is the first single is it out already? It's not out.
Yeah, it came out Less than two weeks ago. Oh the album's out. No, no the first song. Okay.
Yeah, because you can pre-order it right in the old thing This is the first single. It just came out. It's doing pretty good. It's better than any of your videos.
Yeah, that's for sure Anyway, what is the biggest YouTube video you ever dropped was a vape nation? Yeah, when you're like still kind of culturally relevant Yeah, well, it was cool because you used to make stuff and now you just critique stuff and there's a big difference between people like me and people like you Yeah, what happened? I think everyone that's your fan wants to know where did it all go wrong? I think people are pretty happy.
I don't think so. I think a lot of people I mean if you look at the cultural relevance and contributions I mean you are distributing and now you're just kind of here after here where it is. Yeah, well, well, here's where it is The money was at the fame It was both you seem really jealous of my not jealous I'm happy for you and all your success and you causing drama hating everybody and I'm sure I'll be on that list one day You're on that list well, I've been on the list But I'm talking about like you coming after me trying to do your what is it content policing? What do you do content court?
Yeah, so you know, maybe one day I'll make it on that I think probably you're gonna end up in a real court one day I think it's gonna go beyond the contract. Yeah It'd be funny if you just answer the questions. What do you want me to say? What do you want me to tell me why you stopped making things?
Oh, yeah, so okay. Well, first of all, let me remind you. This is my fucking show. Yeah, what's up?
Do you see a goddamn Oliver Tree podcast behind you? It's Oliver Three. This is some This is you're on the brick wall now. Let me bring that back.
This is my fucking show. I'll ask the questions, okay I know H3 I've been watching the podcast for god knows how long and guess what it's it's something I used to watch and after what's happened With all the drama. Wait, you pause it. I gotta say this is a big statement We miss vape nation we miss when there was actual content being made not just these critiques where did it go wrong?
It all probably about the time I met you dude Yeah, but you're not gonna answer it. That's all you're gonna say I want to say why no more new videos that are actually creating video because I first of all We create sketches we create original content here. Okay, what kind name one fucking we did one We do get stuff with the Gatsby we do shit with the five percent sketches. We did we did what to a haunted We went to a haunted We went to a haunted graveyard.
They were good original content You're just here with an agenda trying to expose me. I make creative content and I do commentary Okay, you're mad for the culture and now you're about the big bucks and promoting fucking adult You're fucking mad that you're broke. That's what you come here talking about I am you sound like so I'm a fucker who's broke Yes, what and angry that none of us made it out one of us made it out for the people. That's what I did That's what broke people say about their whatever.
I'm making out. I make it for the kids I'm saying it you should pay for that 5% you should have paid up. I'm saying it dog You got that backwards. No, you won't say nobody everyone's on payroll.
Nobody will say shit to you Tricia he needs you Even your team is fucking clowning on you dog Well, it's true that no the friend means was a big yeah because you haven't even gotten a video past two million views You just want to be on friend of me. You want to be the friend? I this is I've been talking about it take because I've seen petition and people have been talking man Oh, yeah, you're fucking Ryan or whatever his name is Yeah, who created that petition all of her? I saw it on reddit and people are trying to get me and you to be the host of friend of me And I'm saying if you didn't take that 5% and we split it 50 50 So let me ask you I will do for enemies podcast and I want you to say I'm not done yet You bringing your mom on families and trying to make this spin off of a friend of me That is just god awful dude because I just say You know your mother is a sweetest woman, but you trying to use her for clout and for money This is an embarrassment dude.
It's in a fucking embarrassment. I would never do that. All right, let me let me. I'm not done No, you are done.
You are done. Okay, because people want to see real drama not you and your mom yammering on Back all of our tree ak all of her hypocrite you coming out here saying I do shit for the culture I do okay, then shut the fuck up and listen me talk for a minute. I can't take you serious without hat You better start I cannot take you serious without hat Fuck up and you lose what I'm gonna say You're coming out here I go you come out here and you say you what happened used to make content used to do And here you are and here you are Bagging me. I'm not gonna be on frenemy.
I wouldn't even have time to be on my dog. I don't even live in l.a. We talk shop. We schfits.
We we we we we we gossip But he got time you just voted you just you what I do. I was just shouting out Trisha your show was dope Ethan fucking fell off That was pretty much my main point. I don't have time to be on your shitty ass Well you want to do what I do I get to readjust the whole set for about two hours before we even started because it comes in an Hour late and then he wants everything to be adjusted and it's like you think I have time to do that leave anytime you want I would leave right now I don't want to be here. Oh you want to try trying to promote your shit so we can get out Human embodiment of L plus fell off.
How many fucking times you got to remake the same song dude? It works it worked. Why are you here because I used to like podcast and I thought are you here because I wanted to do all Plus ratio in real life dude fell off You know what falling off is making the same video 20 times. Yes, but I got tons of them Cowboys tears out February 18th Cowboy tears.
Yes, sir. We're like Cowboys masturbating with their tears It's a so I quit master why because I don't want to end up like you dog what with a what does that mean? What do you look at you? What happened to you?
You're a serial masterbater all you talk about is masturbate this masterbater that's not sure Something for you that can fix that I don't talk about masturbating. I think you do a little too much You don't know anything about me. I know a little too much cut You think this cowboy on the ranch ain't jerking it. I don't you probably fuck cows dude be straight up What were you doing on that ranch rate the fuck up with me right now, bro?
Okay, once one time. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but that's only a one time thing And don't act like that giant cow pussy was you could even feel it bro with your tiny little alright What were we gonna promote next we never answer when you're gonna make the next sequel to vape Nash bro those days are behind Yeah, and you need to take a beat you need to take a fucking leaf It's time to move on bro life goes on already move on you wrote it yourself 20 times I'm moving the fuck on dude. You know what I'm saying?
I'm out the label had too much success the label the label you're a fucking bitch the label cucked you dude You have no presence for you and your crew, but I'm not gonna give him anymore because you're treating me like shit wait hold on Over all of her all of us even I know you have presents Ethan take it easy a little bit Why do you think his presence are even interesting? I mean he brought some good shit last time you get a charm I'm ready to wrap this up to be honest. You brought I didn't get one last time. I wasn't working here I really kind of want to see what you got me Working here, baby.
Just apologize. I mean I'm just saying I want one now. He's over here pouting. I'm not apologizing What do you want me apologize for you the one that told me I fell off you fell off close ratio Sorry, just say sorry.