Olivia Atwood, Lady Araminta Spencer-Churchill & Parmigiano Reggiano?

Woah! We're soooo back post-holiday, SPECIFICALLY to discuss Kate Beckinsale's daughter's boyfriend laying two (2) eggs. What else happened while were "away"? Millie B.B.B. changed her name #yas (and so did Ashley Tisdale), 2 iconically big Hollywood penises, UTA signed a big wheel of cheese, Masika Kalysha mourned, uh, iconically, the girls did Le Bal, Porsha's jorts came out of the drawer, Chase and Kelsea broke up again (lol) and Rita turned 35. Happy birthday, girl!