Welcome, welcome everybody. It is your favorite podcast ever made. And you know why it's your favorite? It's the best.
Hi. Hi. What can you do? It's November 11th, 2022.
It is Friday, baby. Oh, my. The beautiful. You look fine.
Nice to have you. You did join us on a surprise. Yeah. Yeah.
It's kind of nice. It's kind of surreal. I usually listen to that episode. Right now you're in it.
Today's episode is sponsored by Shopify, which I'm very happy. I love Shopify. I love it. Teddy Fresh is on Shopify.
I love Shopify. Yes. More on that later. Okay.
So here's the deal. Yes. I underwent a hair transformation. I got the haircut.
The Jeff. What Jeff did to me is gone. Okay. With a piece of love Jeff that abomination of God is gone.
It was drawing on people though. Yeah. I know. It was drawing on me too.
I'm not going to lie. When it started like feeling in the center. Yeah. Like you know what it is.
That's the manifestation of the buying. Oh, gross. You know. That's the episode you had it on.
You were looking good. I know. I'm going to give you guys a little peek. But because first we want to run.
Actually, you know what? Before we do that, we have a video of the process. We're going to roll that. But before we do that, just want to announce real quickly.
Teddy Fresh Black. Friday sale is here. It's that annual sale. It's that time of year.
Get it. A lot of thank you. A lot of stuff is 70-70% off. Yeah.
I know. It's crazy. That owners have lost their mind. The owners have lost their mind.
Who are those three? Happens every year. The color blocks 50% off. All these styles I think are 30 because it's like new styles.
But like the Looney Tunes hoodie. This one is super nice. 70% off. Or stuff that has just little bit left with weird sizes.
Yeah. I mean, not weird, but you know what I mean? Yeah, it's like, you know, there's like only three of so. Check.
You can see that this is all there's inventory. But yeah, this is a markdown from 95 bucks to 2850. Okay. Psycho.
Psycho. Yeah, it's insane. From 80 to 32. From 95 to 38.
Why are you waiting? I'm waiting. This one is sick, bro. I also, I'm wearing stuff that are currently available on this.
Oh, work it. This is one of my favorite jackets. I think when it came out, I don't know, for some reason, just didn't get enough highlight, enough attention. Yeah, it's so nice.
It's so cool. It's just like custom hardware. Wait, what's it called? People can find it.
Yeah, it's on the women's staff. I think it's like, uh, fair aisle. Fair aisle. Fair aisle.
Like I just going to keep browsing. Yeah, but just go on. You can just browse and browse. You're going to find something you like for sure.
Whoa, whoa. Very nice. Yeah. Oh, here it is.
Fair aisle zip sweater. It was 145 because it's a really nice piece. I get it a little sense about, I mean, sweaters are wild like that. Nice sweaters.
43 bucks. That's, come on guys. Those are the pants I'm wearing right there. The purple.
Women's plaid trousers from 100 to 30. Wow. That's crazy. These pants are so nice.
I also want to encourage a lot of people who kind of like the women's stuff and are not necessarily sure if they're like, you know, like a guy, I don't know, or. Well, you want to shout out Ian's wearing women's jeans today. Right. So I think a lot of our fits work unisex and you can try, you know, sizing up a little.
Women's plaid zip jacket off from 130 to 39 bucks though. You know, it's insane. All this stuff is like so high-end, so nice. So that's it.
Takefresh.com, Black Friday sale, it's going for like another week or something. I don't know. I guess I don't know. You want to make a move do it now.
And also just a reminder, Elon Musk's shirt is selling out on or we're stopping taking orders on Sunday. I don't know why. So if you want Elon Musk to the piece of shit, t-shirt, get on it because Sunday's a lot of I give to you. I give to you.
Hi. That's it. That's it. Thank you.
Thank you. Oh, there's one other thing I want to address with us on the subreddit. Someone from the UK was like, yo, why the fuck is my 200, 125 and shipping? Um, yeah, it's the tariffs.
We don't have a way to disclose it yet, but it includes England's. Dude, import duties. Yeah. And if your country has input, don't blame me.
Don't blame us, bro. It only costs 20 bucks to ship it to the UK. Yes. So our shipping fee is just 20.
So the rest doesn't go to us. It's not like anything that we can determine the same with Canada. It's like right there, but they have import duties. So if you get, if you're out of the United States and you see crazy high shipping costs, that's that's talk to your president.
Okay. Don't you're barking up the wrong fucking tree, but we do need to disclose it. So you know why the fuck is I know I think we're trying to work on better, like wording there. So it breaks down.
What is what it is actually? But currently we don't have that option. Great. That's it.
All right. So thank you. Thank you, everybody. So let's roll.
I want to show you guys. Yeah, blank king trials of the third that idiots just have power and now it's $130 a ship ship. Come on. Lizzy just she's Lizzy just got buried in the box.
And now this. Then I can't get over to how fucking insane those guys are. Lizzy's in a box. All right.
Let's roll the transformation and then I will reveal. All right. I will reveal the hair to you all. So go ahead.
You have an embossed. Great. We're here with Jackie. Yeah, that me up.
The realest made by Jackie Bieber. And she is here to beautify me and finally get rid of this rat nest. I can't wait to save her. She's going to be great.
You're presenting me with some kind of sasher. Yeah, you want it. You deserve it. You're number one.
You have credentials to say that right here. No, this is the best hair line I've ever seen. For 37 year old, man. Yeah.
Oh, no, it's just a cup of pink. Oh, pink. Oh, pink. Here's go time.
Look. Ooh. This is cute. My head is eight.
I can feel it. Oh, that already looks fired, dude. So how we posted this picture of the prolapse and with the green screen feature, so his head was flailing there, he goes, when my friend Neil bent over, this happened. We're toning his hair.
Is it like a dye? What is it? Oh my God. It smells a lot.
Oh my God. That felt like a lot. We are washing the toner out. Yeah.
Here we go. It's a brandy. I like it. Yeah, I'm just doing a mix of colors right now.
Right now I'm just painting some petals. I feel like Bob Ross. Yeah. Finger paint, the pink on.
Yay. I'm going to wash. I'm going to wash. And it's cold.
Alright. That's great. I have a gift for you and I made it with all of my heart. Wow.
And with my hands. Wow. I'm going to chop and tuck and roll. And I got the hair.
I got the side. Yeah. I love you guys. I love you guys.
I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
The hair is so nice. Best in the game. Here by Jackie Bieber. You know what it is.
Alright, so there it is. I went from the worst to the best. There it is. Take a look.
I love you guys. I love you. I love you. Right now in the whole world.
I love you. I love what she's doing. Thank you Dan. Yeah.
There it is. Yeah, I feel like a Game of Thrones character. I really do. Game of Thrones guys die their Beards Blue.
He was actually one of the dudes that slammed DeNiros. That dude had a blue beard. Like the Shelby doesn't. Yeah.
And the Shelby doesn't. This is bullshit. But they're right for not doing that. You know that when anime adapts to live action things go.
You've got to let things go. You got to let things go. There's like a playground, it's really been through the ringer throughout the season. You've set it on fire, you've cut it.
That's true. It was so bad. I think it was super hot. Thank you.
Yeah, and it passed the vibe check with Theodore, he loved it. Oh my god, Theodore kept saying, it's so colorful. I love it because it's cute. And he's like, I still love it, like every five minutes, I still love it.
Yeah, he got to gain that. So, yeah, his reaction to the Jeff haircut was to cry and ask me when we'll be back to normal. Me too, when I blew my hair, he wasn't a fan of it for some reason. But now he does like it.
He told me that he changed his mind. Oh, that's not good. So, big shout out to Jackie Bieber, a friend of the show. She's like, so good, man.
Made by Jackie Bieber on TikTok and Instagram. That's Dennis Rodman in that first photo she did. So, you had two hair queens come here this week. It's so funny.
I know, that's where they converged. Yeah, but so check it out and actually hit her up if you want your hair to look like this. But yeah, check her out. We'll put the link in the description, but she's super nice.
She's awesome. She's a fooper trooper. She's like a big band of the show. Hey, it gave, been a long time buddy.
What's going on? It's been a long time. But maybe, Gabe, we didn't get to call you during the Aavee Loeb interview, but will you tell me your space question you had for him? A space question is, are we going to live in Mars as a second planet someday?
I think based on what I was understanding from Aavee, I think he doesn't have to be a Mars. He is into the interplanetary thing though. I think he is. He was into it.
I don't think it's probably not us. Yeah. It's the thing. Maybe our great, great grandchildren.
No, not us. Like you mean us or humanity. You mean like, can you clarify, Gabe? Are we going to make Mars like our second planet someday?
Yes, someday. In the bar future? Yeah. I think if I can guess what Aavee would say is if we don't kill ourselves in the next hundred years, then the answer will be yes.
If I know Aavee, that is when second planet starts first. Second planet, baby. Fuck, baby. Fuck.
Would you go to Mars, Gabe? Would you go on an exploratory mission and one way to kick the Mars? Sure, why not? Let's go!
I think I think it's the same Gabe. I don't know if they have white claws there though. I think I'm going to make some progress. Hey Gabe, happy on Veterans Day.
Happy Veterans Day. Yeah. I just took these steaks. Wow.
Yeah, baby. I'm going to fucking, fuck. You think Thanksgiving? I want to upset.
Preparing already? You're preparing for Thanksgiving. I prep Thanksgiving. Really?
I'm going to make some progress. You're like exercising your recipes? You say something like that. You say pre Thanksgiving?
Pre Thanksgiving. Okay. Pre Thanksgiving. Beep.
Beep. Beep. Shit in my fucking eyes and give me a pink eye. Like Alfredo has.
Yeah. Actually Alfredo's eyes been really infected. I'm pretty sure he gave himself pink eye. Go back for him.
Go back for him. Go back for him. Go back for him. Yeah.
We got antibacterial eye drops for him. So he's feeling better. Yeah. Alright.
Guess what next Friday is? What? Looking forward to seeing you next Friday. Nice.
It's my birthday. It's okay. Yay. Yo, are you going to get a last empty game?
Nice. Do you want to be doing final notes? It's supposed to be a surprise. You already know about it.
I think the guys are going. I know about it. The guys are going. Come on.
I'm going to celebrate Gabie. Gabie, baby. Alright. That was a lot of fun last year.
I'm definitely going. I heard through the grapevine the same stripper is going to be there. Is that true? I have no clue.
It's all a surprise. Something better? Oh. What's better?
Nice. Let me ask a question. I don't think about this girl. I'm not making assumptions about her when I ask this just for the record.
But like if she was paid to bring you into the bedroom and finish the act, if you know what I mean, would you be participating? Would you be open to that? Sure. Why not?
Why not? It's fighting. Fuck, baby. My part came.
She's probably done doing that kind of thing. I'm just curious what you say. Alright. Well, maybe we'll see you there.
It'll be a fun time. We're going to have to celebrate this beautiful man. Gabe, the white claw in the world. The one and only shitting my nostrils and pooping it out of my ears.
Bitch. Bitch. How about this? I'm just snorting shit and spitting it out of my mouth, bitch.
Yeah. Snorting shit. Oh my God. You still managed to surprise Gabe?
You think that would cause a problem for your sinuses? Probably. Yeah. You probably need a nutty pot after that, huh, Dan?
Yeah. That's right. Alright, buddy. Happy birthday.
That's super exciting. We love it and shitting in my fucking washing machine and putting a load in it. Bitch. Bitch.
Alright, buddy. It's Friday. He's supposed to spend a nut. He's supposed to spend a nut.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa. I've never heard that. Have you ever gone down on a girl, Gabe? Oh.
Stop. Stop. Have you ever, you haven't. Is that something you're looking to try?
Yeah, someday. Yeah. Okay, that's good. What is your birthday coming up?
It's like practicing. How do you practice? Yeah, babe. Do you ever practice on like the corner of your elbow?
Right here? Just being a gentleman, I guess. Yeah, you're a good man, Gabe. You're going to make a girl really happy.
Practice in front of the mirror. Oh my God. Can you do it right now? Pretend your friend in the mirror.
Oh, you have a lot to learn. Keep practicing, buddy. There you go. There you go.
Oh, you're ready to go, Gabe. You're going to make a girl very happy. Oh, you're proud of him. All right.
Maybe it's a good time. Oh, there you are. Anyway, happy birthday, buddy. We're going to have a lot of fun on your birthday.
Okay, it's going to be awesome. All right. Love you, dude. Stay good.
Thank you. All right. We'll see you next week. Next Thursday.
Next Friday. Next Friday. Oh, of course, don't cry. What else would it be?
Nah. All right. I'm going to bring like a thousand white clots. We've got to go and get like a thousand white clots.
All right. Is that the best thing I could bring? Like, is that? Got it.
All right. Maybe I'll get a U-Haul. I should seriously get a U-Haul and just fill it with white clots. Be a fun segment.
All right, Gabe. The Jekyllos. Thank you for your cheese. Oh, yeah.
Let's stick. Okay. Now we're complicating the order. All right, Gabe.
We love you. We'll see you next week. Okay. Be good until then.
All right. I'm going to weekend. I'm going to be stuck. I'm going to be stuck.
I'm going to be stuck. I'm going to be stuck. I'm going to be stuck. I'm going to be stuck.
I'm going to be stuck. I'm going to be stuck. I'm going to be stuck. All right, hang up.
Come on, I'm going to be stuck. Let's go. Go, go. You got this.
Shut up, my finger. Then eat buffalo wings, baby. All right. We got to get out of this.
Thank you, Gabe. Love you, buddy. Nice to hear from you. Thank you.
There it is. We learned a lot. He hasn't been down on a girl, but he would like to someday. And I think he'll make a girl very happy when he does.
Yeah. You can just go. You can just wait, guys. He'll figure it out.
Oh, yeah. Okay. And I wanted to see Gabe's reaction to it, but I can show him next week. I'll show you guys.
It's really good Those videos are fucked up. I see him in TikTok similar ones. Just ain't right man We got a couple memes to get to actually first of all first of all Dan a lot of people impressed myself included by the valor You showed on Wednesday. Yeah, you're battle with this fight you chip.
You overcame man. Thank you. Thank you so much That was wild me when the video and then I have to go back to life When you help your boss gets banned for a week anyway Yep, I Told you we are going to watch Dan eat the chip and then you can leave it This is fine everything's fine mood. Yeah funny.
Love that. Dan every time Ethan makes an injury joke We did get some great images out of this whole spicy Yeah A boot your about a boot What a boot it It is healthy for you man every time I see no show today. Yeah This one This is this one What the hell are we doing without man true think down like this felt the same as walking on my dad trying What's the last time you got so high you got scared Dan? Probably high school.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's a professional now. Yeah, I remember once a on a fourth of July in high school We we hotboxed a tent with like 15 people and it got to a level where like have you ever been so high that your mind?
Keeps like forgetting what it was doing. Yes, but that was happening on like a five-second loop. Yeah Like every five seconds. It was like the reset button got hit the curse Exactly what I felt like it was impossible.
Yes, it was impossible to get by like every second. Yeah, but that I mean that that was Yeah, that's not pretty bad man. That was me every time I smoke we don't mean only have two minutes So thank you Dan for all the memory. Yeah, I was like shocked that you just went on with the show right up to work I know man.
I forgot you've been ate it. Yeah Well, I didn't like I said the other day I didn't want to get too bragadocious and then look like an idiot But I do enjoy spicy food if you're so good at it Then you need to take me and lean on in the Christmas. I'll think about it I put up a fat prize involved I might have to do it. Yeah for them I'll put up like a thousand bucks and anyone can compete for it.
Okay, I'm incentivized not to pay you Doing another round that I got a participation you know, that'd be so much fun. I'm so excited. We're doing this You're free not to whoever wants a thousand dollars. I'm good the winner Gets it and we should say after ten minutes or something then whoever makes it that far split set or something like the lottery sure Because after ten minutes, I think you're basically free and good, right?
Yeah, we'll probably start to fade. Yeah at that point anyways, so Who participated in that? It's still so recent. I need to think about it.
You guys were a thousand It was horrible. I mean he'd do it. I would do it for Tommy. Oh, yeah Can we ship one to love?
Oh, yeah, love how do you we go out of this? Yeah, I want to thought we get love a chip get this man a chip Every demand It's such a different lane of challenge though, like it's it there's overlap obvious I don't be responsible for you like that gets like if we use go that you are some shit about us You guys are fine. You guys have insurance Dying on the job like you guys get you guys a do it for a thousand in the chat right now You don't have to get the thousand buddy. I'm not putting up thousand for everybody Thank you for the five gifted you along with the shirt on Going off on me.
Yes, I did we talked about it fucking chooses. I said goodbye. Oh, yeah Have you seen Twitter? It is it's the funniest Twitter has ever been exactly and I you know what I'm just gonna say I martyred myself so Twitter could be what it is today I Was you were ahead of the time and then she doesn't appreciate what I'm doing.
Oh, don't you call me as well? I slit my wrist for comedy bro and let it bleed out for you to watch right bleeding I'm human sacrum bleeding edge of comedy. That's so true. Yeah, so true Well said by the way, how was your shitting after the chip?
It was it was pretty bad. I had a pretty rough like really many minutes or so in the bathroom. Yeah, what like it didn't upset my stomach You know, but then like later when it was just naturally time to to do a BM if you will. Yeah, it was a precise Okay, was it just one encounter it was just one just one done done.
Yeah, not too bad. Yeah, all in all not that bad But yeah, it did it did suffer I'm not taking a pause this guy. Thank you for the gifted from our one third Sam five gifted and also C-shirt, so I don't know if it's but they said I made the video of Gabe that you showed Oh, no way, but there it is. I thought that was him.
Yeah, he makes a lot of like that. It's cool Yeah, the spicy BM and those those really hit hard like when it's bad boy your whole body like Yeah, not good, right? But I got a problem in the trip again. I mean either let me put a little more distance between me and the chip No, no, I got a lot of it Well, originally you were asking me like while I was still actively in the throes of it And I was like no fucking way am I doing that again now a few days past them maybe I mean I was here when a B said he wouldn't do it for a million dollars.
Yeah, I'm sure We shouldn't let it be like he got it. I'm gonna say that it was like exactly like Eric when I know I think you'd rather be waterboarded it Absolutely Really quiet. I'm curious if we do it again. Oh, I do it.
I said that. Yeah, I already said come on Everyone knows you would if you wouldn't dandled and I probably reclaim the title. I mean that's true. That's true.
Yes. She's right She's right. I don't cable. It's kind of You can have it You know, I'm not fairly I don't feel way your opportunity.
It's not fair what he's doing to you right now Well, I mean she does it again And she put it I guess seven minutes or something if she gets more than and she's got the title back. That's fine That's true. She's not gonna beat me though. Yeah, well, we also have love now Love could be like a dark horse.
Yeah, do you like spicy food? No, but I have a pretty high-paying tolerance Well, next time you're here in America with waterboard you as well Sure, why not? Anyone else Zach Ian Sam nobody's participating for a thousand dollars. I mean Zach.
I wasn't on enough, bro I can handle spice. I'm more afraid of like this stomach pain, but I know I will have mm-hmm So let's know I don't know and then Ian I'm absolutely out For anything if there's some money on the table like I got that was weakness. I can't do it. Yeah Right, right.
Yeah, right man. You did it last time. That's great Olivia. Are you in or no?
Are you said? Wow, I thought they all be in for it that way. Yeah, she said you'll think about it What's me only one person's gonna get the money. Yeah, yeah, you like to write you said yeah, I'm gonna maybe let me just Do it's gonna be such a great segment.
I mean everybody did I just want to experience it at this point. Yeah, you got When you become a cop and they taser you everyone has to get tasered like that Gotta earn my stripes bear exactly. Thank you Claire for the 20 gifted so let's go I'm a fake ninja I'm making a fake ninja count right now I'm real ninja 11 They got rid of the it's in the story that's coming up because we're gonna talk about Twitter, but you can no longer Already changed their mind on that yeah, because yeah, there's actually such a good Developments in the Twitter world. I love it.
I can't get enough So good he kind of in a roundabout way was right about the whole thing Comedy's legal now because it is the funniest the sites ever been on the way intended No, and I mean there's now it's become like the whole meta on Twitter is just a make fake verified accounts Yeah, just burn everybody to the ground last night. I was I'm not exactly it was probably like 75% of the posts on my feet We're like fake accounts trolling. It's just it's completely taken over one actually This Eli Lilly is a big pharmaceutical company here in America and somebody make a fake Eli Lilly Twitter account And said that they're making here. I'll show you guys We are excited to announce insulin is free now and they make a new handle that looks like totally legit And there's a lot of you guys they don't have a presence on Twitter, which is right insane, right?
So they'll just make like you know, yeah, you lie Lilly and co this company did though, right? Okay, but yeah, yeah, so um and then it got picked up in the news and they actually lost They lost like several billion dollars Yeah, and now their lawyers are threatening Twitter What I think that and probably more that we don't even know about here look at this headline Eli Lilly dies after fake Twitter Count promises free insulin And you don't mess with the pharma companies here. Yeah, yeah, oops. Yeah, and then so there was another article that says their lawyers are In top now with with Twitter, so not good Really really bad.
I don't know if that could be even be considered to be some form of I guess I don't know like some form of defamation there is something there, right? Yeah, cuz they're allowing someone to Defraud them, but I don't think so because there's like section 230 which means they're not responsible for people post although They are responsible for the verify never Clearly they got scared enough that they turned it off. They just were like no more in America. Yeah, Derek runs Thank you for the 20 gifted.
Thank you guys Yeah, thank you to all the Cooper troopers gifting and all the members. I'm gonna be putting up a new See you next Tuesday podcast with video and one audio track this time But we have none of these actually and it's just so fun. Yeah, oh, yeah, you can say that yeah guys bad news unfortunately No BTS this week you guys were too bad. So go fuck yourselves.
No, I'm playing. Um, yeah I just didn't have enough this week. So next week. Yeah, it was time.
Look some weeks are just not enough Contact yeah, I know I'm not a BTS ever late, but the business. I'm doing a podcast every week They'll probably be doing a BTS not every other way again. Mm-hmm taking the load off. Maybe a little bit with my pod Appreciate that.
Yeah, I walk around the office trying like provoke fights and shit. Yeah Time is a little argument between like you want to just walk them back. They're like what are you doing? You almost broke me.
You know, it's the way to do it It's like the housewives approach basically if something is happening then you like if Dan and Kevin's having a little something then you go to Dan And you record down a little talking head camera about it, right? Talk about it and then the next week they watch each other see what they said about it right and it becomes like drama for the whole year There you go. Yeah Yeah, I would never fight yeah, I would never that was an absurd example never this is by the way This is Dan watching other people talk about him in the Let's see Humble that's the new soundbite submission of the idea. Um, you know what I love is that while all this like actually funny stuff happening on Twitter Elon posted that really down meme about the The thing what is it?
Sorry keep up. Sure. Oh, man. Yeah.
I'm sure I'll just go to his Twitter account Yeah, go to his Twitter account and the thing is he's posting through the pain You can't even find his account when you type Elon Musk. So look at this. No, that's not him. Oh my god Where is he that's not him?
I can't even find his face. I follow him and he's not my first result. He's like my second Where is he? We go to people Yeah, um He's been posting through the pain and like doing crying laughing emojis about how he wasted $44 billion basically But let's see Mainstream media will still thrive but increased competition from citizens will cause them to be more accurate as they're all Allegopply on information is dispute.
Are you fucking serious, bro? I literally just saw Mario flipping me off from a verified Nintendo account. Yeah, what is he trying to like just by what's happening? Yes, also Elon Musk is not an oligarch.
Let's let's make Very clear. Yeah, exactly. Let's see as Twitter pursues the goal of elevating citizen journalism Then you just lose Eli Lilly like $5 billion Media elite will try everything to stop that from happening. Does he really think that or is he just pandering to like conservative?
It's hard to say he's kind of high on his own supply. I think he really is surrounded by his best It's like a fancy that just won't point out how badly he's fucking up Twitter HQ is great. This is a real pet game over. Okay.
He says hit all-time high of active users say, you know He's probably not lying about that. Yeah, that's fine Because everybody's trying to see the shit show right now But he says some especially funny tweets. What about the one that I did that you banned me for you fucking bitch quite the day shit Before we go too much further into the Twitter stuff. We are at break time.
Oh, it's making me log in I love them. Yeah, I logged you out after the other day. We got scared. All right, so Thank you So anyway, we have a whole Twitter thing that we're gonna do next and also so the main segment we're doing today is Olivia Is my teachers a long-lasting a great request how we're all gonna do makeup You can do it tutorial we're gonna do it ourselves You know I wonder Just have someone send it I wonder if we should do the makeup first so that we can do the whole episode in makeup We could do it coming out of the break if you like it.
Yeah, maybe we should do that and then we'll talk about Twitter and all that other stuff Okay, Abigail. Thank you for the gift is And so so that with that was trying to show it's like sorry. I couldn't resist if you guys go down Yeah, it's like almost where you can want one on more. Yeah donating a kidney to relative next week Please don't get in trouble.
I'm gonna be bored. Don't worry. We got you you should log into like burner accounts here so that we can This is the one you was talking about though. Sorry.
I couldn't resist. I didn't get this So what the fuck is it mean it's an electrical engineering joke, it's a blown it's a blown Get it Work Layers, it's just one joke. It's oh, this is also called a resistor. Oh, yeah, you got work to do dog It'll work all right.
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How about you appear right now? Got something for everything that I see Olivia getting ready I'm seeing a ton of group of troopers in the chat and even some of the members messages saying they love Shopify Oh, a lot of people. My name is Jeff's is my white stationer company's Shopify and they're a wet developer and I love using Shopify Awesome. Oh, yeah, I'm so happy that they're a sponsor because I just I love their product So I can really give them a legit endorsement There's such a like staple in e-commerce too.
So they integrate with most things and it's always to just get into it. Yeah, whatever you're selling Olivia Is this makeup gonna be a cover the cut I have on my forehead? Hondo pea, baby. What's up with this?
Cool. So what is our plan for the makeup stuff? Should we talk about it? Yeah, so I am going to be sitting here And simultaneously going around and helping you guys I have my stuff here.
So I'll show you what to do tell you what to do It would take me a million years if I had to do all of my makeup. Um, so whenever you guys need help Do we do it on ourselves? Yeah, I'll tell you exactly what to do when to do it. Yeah, we are gonna follow along and I'll tell you We got all of our brushes and stuff.
I don't know what any of this uh, well, I mean I can intuit what a lot of it does But so we're just gonna look at the mirror. Mm-hmm. Give it 30 minutes. You'll know what every brush does Excellent god knows I need it.