On the Record, Off the Rails

Taylor’s engaged (!!!), we still can’t figure out how to iron a shirt, and someone compared Gene to Meg from Family Guy—so yeah, emotionally she’s thriving. We cover everything from rogue bowling balls and mismatched shopping sprees to quitting nicotine and being personally victimized by Jimmy John’s. Also, someone told Kenny they had to sit on their hands to avoid clapping for her… not sure if she’s flattered or filing a restraining order.We play “Sustained or Overruled,” where hot takes become courtroom drama and no opinion is safe. Plus: diva behavior, haunted air conditioning, cereal milk coffee, and an update from Maurice (who’s still biting, still ungrateful). It’s legally unhinged.