Once Upon a Sally

What do you do when you're a nerfing salamander? This episode is made for kids. Performed by Kevin Hall as the narrator, Bonnie Brantley as Sally, and Aaron Clark as Hedge. This episode is written by David S. Dear. http://ninthworldjournal.com https://oz-9.com TRANSCRIPT There once was a salamander named Sally, quite obviously. Not so obviously, an evil wizard cast a spell on him which caused him to slowly nerf over time. One day Sally went to work out at Hedge the Hedgehog's gym to stop the nerfing, but he didn't have a membership. So he asked to speak to Hedge. Hedge owns the gym. Quite obviously. SALLY Hey Hedge, NARRATOR Sally said, SALLY (CONT'D) How can I get a membership at this gym? HEDGE Can you bench press over 50 pounds? SALLY Can I? NARRATOR And Sally proceeded to bench press two hundred fifty pounds! Without even a spotter! So Hedge gave Sally a membership and they worked out together happily ever after. MUSIC: "Things To Do" by Sander Kalmeijer, Storyblocks