One Day

Summary:Keigo’s flat becomes collateral damage in a villain attack. Enji’s last bird has flown the nest and his house is empty. They’re fucking dense, your honor.They aren’t on the same page until they finally are.-----“I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life. I think I might be about to stop breathing.”“Well, don’t die in my apartment, I can’t afford the bad press right now.” Rumi shrugged, lazily shoving at Keigo’s shoulder from where they were slumped on her couch. He flexed a wing to smack her up the head but she just smacked him right back with a long ear to the face.“You are. The worst. Best friend. Anyone could have.” Keigo groaned, grabbing a pillow and pressing it into his face.“Good, maybe you’ll finally catch on that I don’t like you.”“You would die for me.”“I would the Fuck not,” Miruko laughed, “Come on Birdbrain, it wasn’t that bad.”“I was naked in the bath when a villain took out the entire north wall of my apartment by yeeting Endeavor through it. He landed. On me. In the tub.”https://archiveofourown.org/works/35288548