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EPISODE · Dec 21, 2017 · 44 MIN

One Shot: Christmas Time.

from Opinioneering · host Little Fella Media

Special Host: Caleb Shoffner CHRISTMAS TIME! Shoff finds out the Easter Bunny isnt real, Danny talks about Latin Christmas, and Colton "bitches" about finding the perfect toy for his daughter. Here is were we slow things down. This episode is like that one episode in a television show where its mostly just a "Filler", we talk about our personal favorite Holiday movies and traditions. Nothing crazy or in depth just 3 nerd friends talking with some whiskey.

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Merry Christmas, opinioners. Thank you all so much for a great turnout in our last episode at the last Jedi I hope we didn't take off too many people with our opinion on that one It was actually extremely shocking to see that shop in K a shop in Colton Both had lower ratings than I did that's a really big shocker But whatever to it just don't if you haven't checked out our last Jedi episode go ahead and check it out We talk about our opinions and our thoughts on the film how was executed and everything that goes into the lore of Star Wars So yeah, go ahead and check that out. We just wanted to say thank you to all our listeners Thank you for our listeners interacting with us on social media If you do not know we have an opinion hearing Instagram page at opinion or as well as a Facebook page at Opinionary and same exact name and we just post a lot of cool crazy things on there post news We post that we ask you know our followers their opinions and yeah We just do a lot of interaction with people involved with this opinion hearing culture that we're trying to grow and just Wanted to reach out to our people who are listening so our fans. Thank you all so much So please go rate us on iTunes iTunes is very crucial to for any podcast if you do enjoy podcast I would recommend go rate them on iTunes don't just do our podcast great all the podcasts to go to I would Carly encourage you to rate them it helps out people that are looking and finding a new podcast And so thank you so much this past year.

We got a lot of reviews this past year Thank you all so much So we don't do any promotions at all whatsoever Well, we do promotions like here But like paid promotions on social media But we just do our social media content and also we have you guys our fans and our listeners just to share the episode with other People and tell your friends about us are part of this nerd culture realm if you know someone that does like this type of stuff And does like this nerd culture song about our podcast hopefully they'll like it and hopefully they'll be on listeners and share the word as well So this next episode coming up. I just want to let you all know it's nothing too crazy nothing too great We just it was our filler episode. So we just talk about our personal holiday traditions as well as our personal holiday favorite movies So it's really really fun Just you get a little bit more get to know a little bit more about me Colton and Shoff this way when we talk about Christmas and our traditions And now that we have kids we're starting on traditions our nerd tradition So on the beginning of this episode I do say we're gonna cover Christmas net neutrality and the Disney merger We're not gonna be covering the net neutrality and the Disney merger in this episode I spliced that out and it's gonna be a one shot coming out in the next couple of days Okay, just want to let you all know that so we're not getting any messages or anything like that Hey, where's that episode? It will be coming out.

Don't you all work again? Just wanna let you guys know put a little disclaimer out there saying this is a little bit slower pace nothing too crazy opinions But it does get funny because we hear the times where we found out that Santa wasn't real and yeah So we get to talk to each other about that So check this out. Are you constantly going on Spotify and trying to find new music? That's great That's awesome one of our hosts Jason love Spotify.

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I know I do that quite regularly So yeah, also Rogers a part of the all-star comics podcast if you guys like similar what we do all star comics podcast Just deals with comic books period. We've done some crossover episodes with them They have come over to our side and we've come over to their side and talk about comics and they've talked about movies So it was really fun time, but yeah, so they review one marvel one DC and one independent book as well as a graphic novel Every single week comes out Wednesday night awesome group of guys over there Great friends of opinion. So again, thank you for this past year and hope you like our Christmas episode What is up opinioners welcome back for another episode of opinioneering if you guys remember last week's episode We did the Star Wars and now we're gonna be talking about a lot of different things We're gonna cover a lot of different topics and stay tuned so we're gonna talk about our favorite Christmas holiday movies And then we're gonna talk about a little bit about the Fox and Disney merger Yep, and then we're gonna talk a little bit about net neutrality and how last week that past on Thursday What's it there? Yeah, so we're starting on positive note of the holidays ending on a negative like all right Dude hopefully our holiday cheer will just go for the upset.

Yeah, like we forget about the rest Right. Yeah, cuz you in the high-end we're gonna go down the low note. We're like I mean I mean But anyways, thank you Stay tuned I am Danny Colton And again, we're gonna be talking about multiple issues and multiple topics this and we're gonna try to get to it Not next week for a trailer park trailer trash Yeah, you know we're going through like four five trailers and we're gonna be listening to them and you guys may hear what our thoughts are So stay tuned. Okay, so holiday So holiday movies This episode is gonna be released next week Welcome back to a pretty near We're back to a pretty near and thank you all for that so Christmas is coming up this Monday So we want to talk about our favorite holiday movies and holiday traditions Colton I are Geek nerd dads poke dads and so we have weird holiday traditions and holiday movies So I want to talk about you guys favorite holiday movies and the reasons why you all love them so much so shuffle You feel the animal Island of misfits toys and misfits I Mean I Do you guys have not seen white Christmas I felt like I Hate them to die so like I still go home make sure that my parents like we have to have hot chocolate Every city's gonna candy can't lean you go to any I mean that's gonna be yeah Christmas places in the world.

I don't know Lancaster can't do It's pretty epic All the cords melting cuz it's so freakin hot Are you serious now and then like at nighttime we get to maybe Sometimes you don't remember when you moved and squat and I are helping you move. Yeah, it is June we're gonna die June in Palm Springs India India which is technically a little hotter than Palm Springs because it's further out. Yeah outside of the high It was 112 inside. Yeah, it was like 123 squat and I walk inside the truck and you were just in back It was yeah, I mean the summer's terrible I literally sit my room and I do like four fans on and at this point I'm not a sense what I do So I mean what do you think Christmas Eve what you guys watch what's on the TV when you're you know I'm when I actually had cable it like my brother and I were down to just like Story and just like look at that whenever you're gonna try out.

You know like that was finally on We don't have cable anymore though, so like we probably put on I know one year we put on much just like the Netflix You'll love burning but also an actual fireplace Just like enjoy the joke of like that TV is a A lot of our yeah, I don't know what we'll do this year as far as TV because like yeah Like I said we usually just watch the first story You know I'm home from looking at Christmas lights and just like Christmas or you know I'm using the last time I sleep yeah, no It was always for today's and once I you know when I was living with him He was with me obviously the wedding kids on his own now and you know mom was not so we've all he would always wake me up Some crazy ass way like either beating me with pillows or sitting like a bunch of traps morning Yeah, that's only waking up because he'd be the first one up and I was younger See the guy before so you be in my room booby trapping me so once I get up I'm like in sheer pain or fright and I thought he got me up and he's like get up check out some presents Every single time for one time you like but I can't expunge about it from my face I'll sleep you tickle my nose and I woke up since woke up to a fucking sponge about my face and freaked out Did he like sink you in the same like oh No one time he turned my city player on like it I have a slip knot in the city player and he just blasted it I just woke up to like some crazy ass heavy metal going on dude You know I've known you for seven years and I've never mentioned You have never met him. Wow. Never met him. That's crazy.

Yeah. He sure. Yeah. I'm Latin So I'm Latin people are you know, this is not like a stereotype.

Oh, you're putting everybody in a box I'm not playing people box. I'm just saying a lot of Latin people are Catholic and So my I was raised in that in that household so Christmas Eve So Christmas day was not there you stay up all night open presents have been that yeah I mean we used to do when I was younger and like I had lots of presents because I was just like I'm just not a big deal I had a lot of presents. No, my parents love me Yeah, but like I would either have you know a handful of Star Wars those eating our handful drag balls Yeah, I just had lots of action. Yeah, I just had lots of action.

Yeah, so Christmas is where usually like five or six action figures Yeah, things like that So I would get to open one Christmas Eve after we did the lights and stuff and so I can play with the boy that night I remember about noon or yeah, it's about noon. I call this guy. I was across the street from shops I'd call this guy for knocking his drive back. Yo, do you done?

Yeah, we're done. Do let's check out We got guy we meet like a street with all of shit Here comes a lot of people are all middle to what you get. Yeah, you took this out. Yeah, you guys are getting the same thing I don't think so now we usually I mean like once we really started hanging out it was like alright I'm the guy with the action figures.

He was the guy with CDs He called me got like the bigger presence. He got like the little mini chopper like yeah And you were the one who got all the CDs because you were always like mad like why you have so many great you go cars Why do you have all the drag balls each one? That's what I spent my money on you have the CDs and you have the quad and you have the chopper and you have the trampoline Hold on to the big toy. So it was like he came over my house when we were gonna play figures You know with his house do the other kids Friends were squat squat have I don't remember He gets money for Christmas and birthday mostly so he would just say goodbye We wanted we saw stuff we got you go.

I want that and go buy it some Orion So I hung out mostly with Ryan Roberts before Colton move in Ryan and I was cold in the fore called a little bit me Ryan taught me how to climb walls and like do a lot of that stuff We played a lot of video games together and I was like it was always so cool for me because he would always be like I was obviously worse if you games I was a younger I was like a little brother to him so it would always be like I can't miss with my friends like as my character would die like you know like move Side-scroller games as my character would die. Oh, the miss with my friends. It was always so cool That right is character dropping down So yeah, we mostly play it. I can't remember it was like old West side-scroller shooter game was like contrapping old western My brother has a shirt I think the first year because my dad's actually I think coming down Time and quite a few years that we're all gonna be in the same home waking up Cool yeah, you know I've been with the mom dad don't bomb Do you guys own families look at me?

We're all gonna be waking up with kids at the same time in the morning. That'd be fun, dude My favorite Christmas was like it's my favorite Mexico here my my parents who have a four bedroom two bathroom home in Lancaster, California It's on an acre and we had I'm gonna do a quick count day one two three four Five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve. We had about 23 people in the house Well because I knew well if you know that one family, okay, so like one brother My dad's you know my dad's brother had two kids and I was like okay, that's four that's five So I just added like one two three four. I just needed to count individually two families and the other guys You had to count like the main people the family and like you can just add exactly in people Yeah, exactly so it's about 23 people comes he brings like five or so never comes like three more tagline with them That was right.

That was probably the greatest Christmas I ever had I think I was nine years old I remember I got a nerve Lion King video game so that was all fun Christmas is a great time for Present presence family and memories and it's like starting to see the kind of like slowly getting older bumming out like I'm asking my parents I can use some new jeans Yeah, and my dad is still like my dad new rules and like you know I guess he buy me five or six drink those each ways or wrestler toys You know whatever my thing was huge like I probably have more wrestling toys than anybody I've ever met I have almost every star wars toy from up like from you know 1996 to when I was 14 like I would go to Walmart at midnight and they were like alright episode two toys are coming I had one guy cross street who had like he would keep his toys box in him on the wall But we were collectors and I'd open minds and we could play with him in his you know So, you know I would get a lot of toys so now I'm being older I'm like telling my dad this year. Well, I need to drag ball super volume to my blue-ray Like everything else it's like one. It's why job. Yeah, I put my dad's like I want to get you things you want All right, we do that and I'm just like I'm so bummed that I can't tell like I need six new Vegeta and go Gold freezer Funko no and I'm too afraid to start collecting Funko Yeah, we're mine sold it maybe did he was like Oh, dude, you can have my freezer.

I'll give you two. All right cool. Thanks, dude. I think you're here Oh, that freezer sold it Yeah, I start to pop so this is I'm really trying aren't only by ones.

I really like that's a character Hold on to yeah, I got a lot space coast space coast coast of coast when you still watch an adult swim like well It's like 12 I love that show. It's like I got a little space ghost. I got a fajita. You know the only characters I'm really hold yeah, I would start trying to do that too, but then I'll be like alright well I get all the Buffy characters all the main star or my main X men I gotta get the main drag most you guys guys Before it's over that's gonna be 47 for holidays.

Those are great gift ideas man. Yeah, oh this is like oh hey Potter dude is a pot I got you for Christmas here Danny should I get the lore of the story like that? Okay, so it was everybody loves Lauren that's why everybody hates the new star So this little bit right here is better than last year A while back somewhat years. I'm really bad at keeping truck of use in time So I'm gonna say a while back with the Kings right when the Kings won four years ago There's one king's one The first time yeah, I was at his apartment or hang out I had this shirt.

It was a very galactic space shirt with like solar systems in the stars all kinds of crazy colors with a cat Only like the cats had me like a little bit of his shoulders staring It's almost like the cat from a person boots when they first meet him He's all staring at the big eyes and then it's adorable It's like that the best way to describe it this cat on the shirt just staring in the deep space so much Justically and for some reason about that shirt. I like that. I don't like cats really I don't like to actually After a while cold and stop being a mistake in my house. Yeah, cuz I would be the next day No, actually smoking was the only one I couldn't hang out with it was peeps deep soon He was big shatter heaps killed me man every morning.

I'm left on the top I had a bunk bed and I was I was I'm not an only child my have like two older half siblings But a lot older than me I kept a bunk bed because I had people staying over my house all the time Grant and Colton and I think Grant even shared the top bunk at one point Which was kind of dangerous, but we did it because someone could knock another guy off But yeah, no, he was kind of destroyed. Yeah, golden grandpa because they're both mildly allergic to cats Congestated eyes are burning and they're like This year Danny went gracefully out of his way We think I'm gonna say that to give me a nice festive holiday shirt We can't make a cat majestically staring in the moon Yeah, one lookin down or your soul and he's got they've all got Christmas hats on with my Green eyes match the Christmas theme of green and red with Santa's sleigh flying across the moon Is it just like ET? And it's a very lovely shirt, you know, I'll post it to Instagram do it so you guys can see this shirt Cuz okay, okay, I'm popping pop pop. I'm pop plays right now Can you name all the reindeer?

I'm sure dancer prancer Vixen comic Cupid down her blitzin Rudolph night boom damn I have one to say here's a thing you have to do it in a sports nightmare Dasha I've had like a little picture frame of all the Rangers on I said if Santa was on too much eggnog and when you named the reindeers And I think it says like horned one and it says like pointy and in brown deer horn number two Guy with red nose and it's like a bunch of bogus names for all these reindeers We have the same names for the number at the end I was really picture and then two closest and probably bottles Oh, man, cool. Well, that's right. What about you? I feel like maybe we skipped a little bit more of your man My Christmas.

Yeah, so your lore my lore your lap is Christmas Eve, dude. I heard Christmas. Okay, so My aunt and my mom because so we all lived on the same street right my aunt my my uncle and my three cousins Relatively close to age. I'm the youngest and my mom and dad and my two sons we lived three houses apart and So you know Christmas Eve we all got together Oh We just heard you know Mexican Mexican No, we didn't really make the money Me too, man.

That was really good Yeah But no act I think that's all we ever ate Yeah, not even rice and beans. Yeah, just literally that just chill Chilli breakfast luncheon dinner. No, um, you know the next morning. We always you know made eggs eggs and ham.

Well, hey Teresa No, I'll just hide that that was without racist. That was when I was getting me Mexican and my grandma That's like well, that's not racist. I mean, that's like a stare typing. What but you are that?

I'm talking while you're about to get flammed on Twitter The only one that my mom actually like was like oh Yeah, mom plays the Elvis Kristin stuff. She's huge. I mean my middle name is after Elvis. Yeah, press me She's she named me after that and his brother his names are Because Elvis was Yeah, Elvis's name was Ash.

Oh, you're cold with a deep shit when you're cold. Pressly Freeman. You got to go Oh, yeah, Elvis Ashley president. I wasn't Air and actually yeah, yeah I'm the first generation here in America.

You know, I think so my children have a second So how long you gonna believe in this? Not doing it at all. Well, wow really? You know Connor Grayson can't really fathom that Connor's like he's already that cut he's like yeah, no really I think it's fun He's not really like no, he's not like persistent you know He hears of it.

He's just like You know, he's more like the mythology. I mean I'm sorry my next year. I was born Connor. No, he's just like yeah, stand up It's not real, but that's awesome like It's weird.

Yeah, I was up on the way honestly when I was watching we're about the day. I was like so was rough Is he a newer reindeer or is like ever since reindeer have been established they say Rudolph is a new range So I like did the research is great like 1937. I was like somebody made up And like I get yeah Somebody made up a rain they decided to create someone made up for the whole wide world and I was like Who the fuck is that pompous that like I'm going to invent a reindeer and like dude for I don't know how long I believe it's anoclass war, but like Some guy created a song and wanted people to believe Rudolph read those reindeer I for a certain amount of years was like root office real thing Yeah, this guy made up a song that became folklore. Yeah, it's just blue my mind.

I'm 26 Blown After 80 years after really mean I'm thinking again. I'm grooving extremely really nice. I still remember like my mom and dad whenever like Snunch about it. They were just way over about it.

They were just way over here because I have my presence are different So like I have rap presence there from my family and then on Christmas day I come out in the stocking of stuff And I'm on rap presence. So like I'll get a skateboard and like an you know a one year it was my Nintendo with Pokemon yellow X games brand skateboard And a boobox From Santa and then I Got my world alive. Yeah, yeah the year that it was like definitive was I heard the garage door opening the line Screw it. No, there's a year I was getting drums.

So why that must have been junior high junior high was when I was Junior high That's like 13 dude. Yeah, that was when I was like he's super And you know like Colton and I were there like there was a period of time where Colton was like, oh yeah My mom she said he's not real good. He had for Christmas when you got these things where it's like you walk across the center Oh, it was like a spy thing. Yeah, oh, we're gonna set that up for a catch Santa or appearance Um, so like yeah younger than that I was playing the catch Santa your parents and break this in here I never asked my parents anyone.

Yeah, but at 13 ish or whenever I got my drum set was the year I heard the garage door opening and the drums being carried in and like I said my unwrapped presence are from Santa and my Presence are from So then it was like my unwrapped okay, so how do you're dad he has a degree in he's a doctorate? Okay, and it's like during this time when you were in junior high he was in school this time I'm probably not that now. He got the doctor Your dad is very your dad's very intellectual man. He like learning about all these things so If you're a Mormon or a job is not on my door like boy, you're in for it.

He's talking for a couple hours Oh, I bet that's awesome. That's awesome. That's awesome thing now as a child growing up your dad What was that like when it came to Santa just I mean just don't don't like the making it off You know like make my son have a fucking time Yeah, if kids are buying into it like I said I never asked if he was real because I didn't want to know I'd rather believe in it Yeah, yeah, I mean it's what's funny even after I asked what Santa Claus that like coming Easter I still thought to use somebody's real after realizing that I was real I was like you knew it's not real but Easter Bunny I was not I was all known man Because I remember learning that Easter Bunny wasn't real after Santa so I was still like you know fuck Santa, right? It's still about the Easter Bunny, you know the concrete detail of the Easter Bunny not being real happened even later in college Knowing he's not last week I just did you know I was like but for definite proof was I started hiding Easter eggs with my parents You know like so at night before I go to sleep I hide some Easter eggs before I wake up I just run the t-berry It's not real, but the only proof I have is I was the one who I'm just saying Yeah, my 100% for me because I am now doing it But I'm certain in my head that's not real but I have definitive proof I hit my daughter's tooth fell out I was like wait, I have to go put the $5 with the pill.

Yeah What? Holy crap dude. I used to wake up with actually because of it No I'm a dead kickass man I love my toys No, I'm on the Easter Bunny though What did you get shot? My mom was like I got a Vegeta for you I got a super thing of a jingle with the namik armor No, you got the thing in What was the accident figure in the 40-year version when you had the uh Oh shit the million dollar man Yeah, I got the million dollar man No, I'll give me a card though That told me that Easter Bunny wasn't real She was like tooth fairy?

No, I'm out of your ass I'm out of your ass No, no, I'm out of your ass I'm not real, Easter I'm always like Oh, here's your card, I'm like Yay, Easter Bunny, it's not real I'm like wow dude No, my daughter's still believes that she had a lot of fun And uh, I guess there's kids at school She was gonna be like Oh, it's not real I'm like oh, don't listen to me I'm like, oh, don't listen to me I'm like, what the hell are you doing? You're like Shut your mouth bro Oh, hold on a second, you better shake up So I gotta meet this kid in the alley I'll just go make it, listen to a little punk Pull out a ship Yeah, catch a parent's just like You just wanna tell you that he's fake At least have to do something to say But don't tell the other kids Because they might like it still Yeah, I gotta go like Like Connor's all about like Oh Santa, yeah! No, I got it Grayson doesn't give a rat that I mean he's really young Yeah, he's three Yeah, he's three So he doesn't really care Connor's four Yeah, I mean you gotta make him care bro Yeah, try hard man I'm not trying to make him a little bit more than a fictional character I believe Luke Skywalker It's not anymore, I mean what do you mean? Not anymore That was a long time ago, dude In a galaxy far far away Far away No, that's cool Christmas traditions with our own kids I just like seeing the other kids My daughter would ask me to look today Yeah, I'd like to be like the Grinch We watched the Grinch in school I love the Grinch So carrying on this nerd dumb He interrupted you I'm sorry What did I ask about the Grinch?

We asked if I liked the Grinch cartoon I said, I love it, do you like it? Because again, I watched the school, I really like it And I knew that we had recently watched the Jim Carrey one So I was like, what's this? Really? I was like, what's this fun?

Do you like better? On the end of the course, she's only seven years old I was getting a movie critic advice from a seven year old And she was like, I don't know I think I like the cartoon one about you I was like, yeah, the real life action one's good But I like the cartoon a lot more She was like, yeah, yeah, I agree with you I was like, man, do you a movie critic in the making right now? Yeah, just gonna try to make your dandies with me Hey, everything Yeah, that's true Yeah, yeah, that's true Um, yeah, no, I mean, do you carry on your children or your children Christmas? Like, I got my son Christmas Pacific maybe?

Well, no, like some people are like, my brother in law doesn't listen to my class My brother in law doesn't listen to my class so I really don't care, I can say this My brother in law, this isn't naked He gets his kids in the box racing gear in like, motorcycles and stuff like that Like, the man, I got my kid at Ben 10 watch Yeah, because he loves Ben 10 If my kid is stoked on dirt bikes, then like, I'm saving up hard for a dirt bike He's like, I am coaxing back at us You know, like, I introduce him to GM and T Right, so he's like, okay, so the Pokemon I introduce all these is actually the D The difference is, I have a daughter, so I'm not gonna be like, dude, here's Marble Comics You know, my little pony movie, you're gonna get your ticket phone I mean, I'm gonna get a million, million, million, million movies Oh, wow, yeah, I'll call me to go I forgot what you're supposed to do, my daughter wanted this thing last Christmas She asked for this particular game She knows that she just has to get a little more than an off-air No, it's called Pop the Pig, where you just stuff a rubber pig full of food until it blows out Here's your bucket, yeah, Mr. Bucket's gonna blow it out You're just teaching children, like, what? Yeah, Mr. Bucket, Mr.

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You never heard Mr. Bucket, really? Oh, wow, it's not this specific That's not exactly how they say it, but that's what you've heard of Mr. Bucket?

Yeah, Mr. Bucket, it's like a Roomba or a Roomba or whatever It's like rolls around here No, I just remember Hungry Hippos No, Mr. Bucket, he scoots around your tile floor and shoots balls out of his head You have these little shovels and you scoop them up and you have to put your color You have to run over and grab them Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We just popped the Pig thing, she asked her last year and then scoop it I just thought it was the dumbest toy, and I didn't want to get her the toy There's so many, she'll play with this thing for 20 minutes, never touch it Imagine how our parents felt when we were at Scarship Yeah, so I didn't get her for the last year And on Christmas Day, I felt like the biggest piece of shit Because she's like, I didn't get popped the Pig for Christmas, it's not like Dude, I'm a terrible person And then we'd walk through stores and that shit would be like Oh, pop the Pig, I want the Pig, I want the Pig So I told her that Christmas was this year And the third item on that list, I shit you not was pop the Pig for the Pig So by God, we bought her a pop the Frickin Pig She's getting the damn toys She's listening to the Pig, I don't think she ever will She's wanting her own dad, bitch, I want the big boy No, yeah, she's getting popped the Pig I just couldn't believe that she's still running this damn game, she even has to shop for it over the phone I'm like, I'm not putting the Pig, I'm like, dude, this Frickin toys haunting me, I'm gonna buy the damn toy Well, that's a little Christmas, a little excerpt about our own personal Christmas pass I know, carried all of them out in the childhood tradition Yeah, it's interesting to have a super-fitter Yeah, it's a turnip, so that's a turnip Very good, boys That's enough, let's not overdo it Let's not overdo it I'm gonna have a wet-s F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing

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