Dude, what do you know when you got a massage? Did you get a devil's breath? No, we didn't get a devil's breath, dude. We were just like, what's the same?
I'm not gonna say where the place was, but dude it was creepy AF. Like Whitney's like came to me, I was like watching, I was playing, this guy's not like in the same room. No, we were. Like, okay, so like, she's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, did you say you were playing Death's?
I was like, I was playing Death's, I was playing Death's, I was looking at that guy. I am dude, since it's really like, Dragon's breath in clump, they're not clumping in the UK, but first it was right here. Other side of the entire world, but keep going. Anyway, so, wait, I was playing Death's thing with the guy, it went and he comes up to me and she's like, hey, I'm Grimp on.
There's this couple's massage, you get a 75 minute massage, okay? And then you get champagne and chocolate as well. And I was like, oh, how much? And she's like, oh, 100 bucks.
And I was like, okay, cool, just make sure you read the reviews and stuff. And you know, I don't want, you know, she's like, oh no, I did. And she showed me the reviews, she really did it. And the reviews didn't look half-bed.
Those things were planted. They were like, oh, straight up. So we go to this place, right? So we signed up by walking and I'm like, oh hello, how are you?
And I'm sweating, this is their accent. And I know we're laughing so hard. Oh hello, come on in. We went to date.
Oh fuck. And we went right and I come in. Oh, come in. Studio City.
It's like, come in, come in. I swear to this person. Yeah, I'm recording between people. If you thought it was going to be the story they offered you both happy and you never lose my shit.
Why? Why? Because it's fully... No, we don't.
We go in there, right? And they're like, okay, we will be right back. Seriously, just like, we will be right back. And okay, just mail on left bed and female on right bed.
Go ahead. I don't know where Nashna, like, Whitney's like, where is she from? Like, because what are you supposed to do? Oh, she's like, I'm going 100% of Americans just making up the accent.
No, no, I couldn't tell. We still don't know what her Nashna was. So we go to this thing right and she's like, oh yes, okay, you get hot stones now. Yes.
Did you sound like carton? Yes. That's how it felt. And Whitney's like, seriously, like, five minutes and she's like, you want to be...
Whoa. Like, I can't tell you how many times she's like, okay, yes, it feels good, right? How it feels. How it feels.
I feel like, it feels nice. Thank you. Okay, so we're laying down right after a face, down, and she's like, do you want to leave? Or is it okay?
You want to be okay? Oh, dude. So you want to leave? Okay, and she leaves us, right?
She puts these hot stones on us. She's like, okay, I'll be back in 15 minutes. Oh my God. Did I awkward 15 minutes?
It was, dude. It really was. She comes back later, right? Someone else, like, we get two people, she gets some socks and I give them some socks.
And so halfway through, like, it started off pretty normal. 15 minutes in, there's like another room and they're like, happy birthday to you. So you go back next door? No, it's not.
It's like they're singing a happy birthday to their client that's just left. And the person that was in our room, she's like, oh, happy Friday. Oh my God. And she knows we bought this prize and we could do it.
Happy anniversary Friday. Oh, dude, that's so weird. What if you think it's going to happen? Either A, cold hands entire fantasy is true.
Or B. Like, something to say, I'll kill her. You guys are captured in, like, sinned fucking sex honoring, right? That's what I thought.
You guys on the phone, like, taken? Like, I will find you. And I will kill you. No, she's like, oh, yeah, you drink tea.
I'm sorry, just pay her. She keeps asking like, yes, how do I feel that feeling? And later on, I told me, like, I'm just picturing her standing over us because we're heads down. We can't see them.
Standing over us with a nice thing. Oh, yes, one minute. This feel good. How does knife feel in your back?
Oh, yeah. How does knife feel? Oh, that's your spleen that popped. Oh, you're back bro.
Don't pay attention to these stitches. You're too relaxed. You're too relaxed. You're too relaxed.
We took your kidneys. You wake up and you're like, what the fuck are you going to do? You're going to stomach. What?
Okay, so you were donating on group on this thing. So you guys went and went and went and went and went and went and they were just like, okay. Did they massage a little bit higher than you expected? They went higher on both of you and you were like, oh, you made a game.
They were looking for it. They were just like 50 on the table. They went up from there. They were doing it.
They wanted you to get like so scary. They were so scary. That's what you're looking for. She wanted you to throw like an 15th table.
She was like, oh, yeah, 50. I could do much more. So, okay, this is it, right? So Whitney, they leave and Whitney and I are like, oh my goodness.
I'm going to do a massage. So, detox from this massage. So, we go outside, right? And they're like, oh, you want champagne?
They come with me. They come with me. They come with me. They come with me.
And then you put your lips in. They come with me. They come and say, oh, that's not your option. You ate one?
It might as well have been a. So, they pour out this champagne, right? And they say, oh and enjoyed chocolate too. It's a little ramekes into the pool of Reese's peanut butter pops and we're back to cats.
They're like, no, we're chocolate too. You should get stuck in your teeth. It's not relaxing at all. That's one of the chocolate.
It was all a little thing of packaged leftover Halloween candy or something. It was so bad today'sms. You were relaxing so hard. But the best was happy.
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