One Tree Hill Season 4, Episode 5: I Love You But I’ve Chosen Darkness

Trigger Warning: Stalking, AssaultJoin Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they create the definitive Scary Derek threat-o-meter.  Highlights include: they absolutely played Warp Tour, leave me alone you aren’t my husband!, no time for Gavin we’ve got shit to do, being reminded that these are teenagers who got married, going from zero to Scary Derek in 2 episodes, the pregnancy news knocked the psychopath out of Rachel real quick, using old headshots for new props, we can finally verify someone’s age on this show, red flags with Jessi, imitating real human feelings, the return of the Voldemort hug, thank you Rizzoli and/or Isles, the levels of Scary Derek, the best day of Dan’s life was signing a basketball paper, John Tucker is more of a model than this guy, it is a scene in this TV show…, she’s a literal sour patch kid, if only this change of heart had killed Dan, Whitey’s gonna be a grandpa!, we are at level 4 Scary Derek, THAT BOY HAS A HEART CONDITION!!, the kind of brother energy that Peyton deserves, this is a lot of trauma for a teenager without a therapist, speaking of Everwood…, the tangent to end all tangents, LIZZO FOR ALL FIVE MUSES, and more!Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers!  Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nostalgic Millennials, or email us at [email protected].