Only Mergers in The Building - S1 E2 "The Building Where it Happened"

When the trio investigates the deserted administrative floor where the merger was supposedly born, they uncover a Bermuda Triangle of missing managers, a dean who speaks exclusively in corporate fog, and a binder so large it may be sentient. As faculty whisper through empty hallways and timelines contradict themselves, one truth emerges with suspicious clarity: the presidency of the new college was decided long before the “planning” ever began.A CAAT Tales (the podcast) Production - because if we couldn't find something the laugh about ... well ...Special thanks to the following:Music:Delicates - RiversideTheme - Alex_besss-Your-Case-Is-Closed-433524Darkened Treeline - RiversideEvidence Room – RiversideHall Pass – RiversideSonican-sneaky-spell-magical-orchestral-loop-372884trueCrime-underscore-high - RiversideSonican-magical-dramedy-orchestral-sneaky-spell-357667u_vnt8a8vcp6 https://pixabay.com/users/sonican-38947841/ Sound Effects:Elevator Door – freesound_community-elevator-ding-door-opens-noisy-Footsteps - freesound_community-footsteps-in-a-hallway-47842Drill – magiaz-drill-337556Open map – freesound_community-unfold-a-map-46452Marker sound – lesiakower-highlighter-on-paper-highlighting-385295Footsteps – freesound_community-indoor-footsteps-6385Door open – freesound_community-door-open-and-close-with-a-creak 102380Electronic door – freesound_community-electronic-door-opening-102496LEGAL DISCLAIMER & NOTICE of PARODY: This program is a creative production of CAAT Tales. It is a work of dramatic satire, parody, and opinion-based commentary. All characters—including Taylor, Alex, and Miles—are fictionalized personas. The events, dialogue, and scenarios depicted have been dramatized using artistic license for educational, comedic, and illustrative purposes.While the podcast discusses public matters of institutional governance, academic planning, and labor relations, the statements made by the characters should not be taken as literal statements of absolute fact, nor do they represent the official legal positions of any individual, local union, or parent organization.This content is protected under the principles of freedom of expression, fair comment on matters of public interest, and academic/union expression.