Oops! All Autistics! LIVE!

This is audio from the live show. You could watch it on YOUTUBE if you're wanting to look at us. Thanks to everyone who came and all the wonderful guests! John Roth, Riley Kowalski, Laura Sweeney, and Shiv Patel! PLUS JOLO???

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Basically, I found a blog in the woods under a log covered in iridescent mushrooms. I ate the whole log and suddenly a dot matrix printout emerged from my mouth containing a story from my memory sack (look it up). This is the second one:

Most days, I make Wesley over easy eggs with buttered toast, buttered toast and half a banana for Adrian, and oatmeal with peanut butter, banana, strawberry, and bloob for Viv and me. We all have our breakfast expectations, or "breakfactations."

One morning recently, I was behind on dishes, huge rackful, full 'shwasher, and more on deck. But I plowed forward anyways. Toast was toasting, oats in the micro, eggs almost done. But I suddenly realized I had no clean spatula to flip the eggs with! I grabbed the pan, turned to Wes, and said, "I've never tried this before, but I've always thought I could do it." I flip these eggs out of the pan, then follow them as they float onto their face, accepting them back into the pan with a bow. We both cheered, then Wesley said, "I'm going to go tell the family."

And she did. And I burned the toast just a little, but who gives a shit.

Bye!

Nick