Operation Indoor: Because Outdoor Was Too Mainstream

In the first episode on The Nation Wants No More, we unpack Operation Indoor — oops I meant Operation Sindoor. This is a prallel covert mission that bravely took place under ceiling fans and tube lights, in an extreme case of FOMO. Join me, Anjana Menon (voiced by AI, which is the only way to do it), as I decode the headlines, question the couch commandos, and wonder aloud: if the operation is indoors, does the dress code include socks with sandals? This is satire. Barely disguised. Like the mission itself. Don't take it to heart. Nothing in this should be taken seriously. Me included.