Out of Chime and OUT OF LINE!!

Let’s kick off the episode with Gwyn trauma-dumping in real time about some hippie named Chimes who tried to heal her with breathwork, energy vibes, and probably moon dust. Truly a weird era for Gwyn, but hey, content is content.Next up, we’re introducing a brand-new game “Wildly Qualified.” The rules? Match the occupation to the animal. That’s it, and honestly? It slaps. Like, imagine a koala working as an STD doctor. The vibes are… concerning but also kinda perfect? Crikey, Dundee would be proud. Then we’ve got Granola and Almond back for their weekly Therapy Minutes. Mirror opens up about addiction and what it actually feels like to… well… mirror someone. Granola does their best to guide Mirror through this emotional pothole in their life. Finally, it’s time for our Reddit Edit - AITA for walking out on my girlfriend of three years after she publicly humiliated me for likes and views? Spoiler: the drama is piping hot.