EPISODE · Sep 24, 2025 · 31 MIN
Out of the Mouths of Babes: Feral Grandkids, Wild Patients, and the Funny Shit They Say
from The Salty Goddess · host The Salty Goddess
Need a break from the dark side of the world? War, chaos, and people still driving Fords? Yeah, me too. So this week I’m serving up laughter straight from my own life in medicine and grandparenting. From feral grandkids who pack a suitcase with just panties for a flight to South Carolina, to patients who confuse their uvula with their vulva (yes, really), this episode is all about the hilarity that comes with living, working, and surviving humanity. I’ve spent over 30 years in EMS, nursing, and advanced practice medicine, and trust me, the stories never stop. You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe question humanity’s collective IQ, but you’ll leave with a grin. Got your own funny story? DM me or email me, if I read it on the podcast, I’ll send you a free Salty Goddess coloring book.
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This week, Anne Margaret (aka The Salty Goddess) takes you on a much-needed comedic detour. Forget the doomscroll, this episode is jam-packed with stories about feral grandkids, brutally honest children, clueless patients, and family moments that had nurses calling chaplains. Highlights include: A 3-year-old demanding airport drop-off with only a tablet and panties in her suitcase. A grandson convinced everyone works to “make money for Mamo.” The unforgettable patient who swore her “vulva” was swollen… in her throat. And a son ready to call the funeral home while Mom preps for gallbladder surgery. It’s laughter as medicine, salty-style, because sometimes the best cure for the world’s nonsense is simply to laugh at our own.
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