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EPISODE · Sep 4, 2025 · 2 MIN

P.E.M.D.A.S

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P.E.M.D.A.S rap for school. lyrics: [verse 1]parentheses first yeah bracket the actiontrap it in a cage make it beg for subtractionadditions in the dungeon locked in a sentencegotta crack it open first show Respect to the entrance exponents next that’s the second you flexlike a square root raised put a hex on the textthree to the second that’s nine in the fleshmultiply the mind till the rhyme compress now multiplication division they twinsleft to the right let the order beginseven times six forty two on the slatesplit it by two twenty one on the plate add and subtract last they the janitors bruhclean up the mess when the battle is doneso you follow the code don’t scramble the mapor your math gon collapse like a shack in a trap [verse 2 — checklist flow]first step parentheses box it Tickcircle the part in the middle solve that quicksecond step exponents powers igniteraise it to the roof man the math takes flight third and fourth multiply dividedo it left to right keep the order alignedfifth and sixth add subtract simple fixcross it off the list every checkmark clicks so it’s p e m d a s i stressevery Letter in the order’s like a code to successskip one and the whole foundation collapsethat’s why i ride the beat steady breakin problems in half [verse 3 — example]alright equation on the table i’ma Slaughter it quickseven plus three times four to the second that’s sickfirst parentheses seven with three that’s ten so it’s ten times four squared here we go again four to the second sixteen keep the scheme now it’s ten times sixteen heavy heat on the beam ten times sixteen equals one six zero divide it by eight that’s twenty hero twenty minus five leaves fifteen left that’s the final result when the order’s correct but imagine if you flipped it tried subtractin too soon you’d be lost in the Dark like a math typhoon [verse 4] mr gallagher chill but the lesson intense said teach pemdas with venom i’ma sharpen the pen the Chillest teacher to exist real spit breakin numbers like bricks every syllable split i’m the syntax butcher algorithmic soldier equations in the folder heat seekin like a cobra you try skippin steps man your logic’s a mess i dissect every error put the ops to rest from parentheses to subtraction the plot’s exact every line intertwined like a knot in rap it’s order in the court i’m the Judge of the math sentence numbers to the gallows when they steppin off path [outro] pemdas code of the craft script of the gods i’m the math law enforcer with the mic as my rod if you don’t play by the rules then the answer don’t stick that’s why i murder every Problem with arithmetic

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