EPISODE · Sep 4, 2025 · 2 MIN
P.E.M.D.A.S
from AL3X · host AL3X
P.E.M.D.A.S rap for school. lyrics:[verse 1]parentheses first yeah bracket the actiontrap it in a cage make it beg for subtractionadditions in the dungeon locked in a sentencegotta crack it open first show Respect to the entranceexponents next that’s the second you flexlike a square root raised put a hex on the textthree to the second that’s nine in the fleshmultiply the mind till the rhyme compressnow multiplication division they twinsleft to the right let the order beginseven times six forty two on the slatesplit it by two twenty one on the plateadd and subtract last they the janitors bruhclean up the mess when the battle is doneso you follow the code don’t scramble the mapor your math gon collapse like a shack in a trap[verse 2 — checklist flow]first step parentheses box it Tickcircle the part in the middle solve that quicksecond step exponents powers igniteraise it to the roof man the math takes flightthird and fourth multiply dividedo it left to right keep the order alignedfifth and sixth add subtract simple fixcross it off the list every checkmark clicksso it’s p e m d a s i stressevery Letter in the order’s like a code to successskip one and the whole foundation collapsethat’s why i ride the beat steady breakin problems in half[verse 3 — example]alright equation on the table i’ma Slaughter it quickseven plus three times four to the second that’s sickfirst parentheses seven with three that’s tenso it’s ten times four squared here we go againfour to the second sixteen keep the schemenow it’s ten times sixteen heavy heat on the beamten times sixteen equals one six zerodivide it by eight that’s twenty herotwenty minus five leaves fifteen leftthat’s the final result when the order’s correctbut imagine if you flipped it tried subtractin too soonyou’d be lost in the Dark like a math typhoon[verse 4]mr gallagher chill but the lesson intensesaid teach pemdas with venom i’ma sharpen the penthe Chillest teacher to exist real spitbreakin numbers like bricks every syllable spliti’m the syntax butcher algorithmic soldierequations in the folder heat seekin like a cobrayou try skippin steps man your logic’s a messi dissect every error put the ops to restfrom parentheses to subtraction the plot’s exactevery line intertwined like a knot in rapit’s order in the court i’m the Judge of the mathsentence numbers to the gallows when they steppin off path[outro]pemdas code of the craft script of the godsi’m the math law enforcer with the mic as my rodif you don’t play by the rules then the answer don’t stickthat’s why i murder every Problem with arithmetic
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