Paco The Realtor #6: The home on top of the hill

Okay, so let me tell y'all about the time I went to show a home in Apple Valley. Now, everything seemed normal at first, but as soon as we reached the top of that hill...oh boy, did things get weird. We walked into this house, and immediately my spidey senses were tingling. And then it hit us - this place was creepy AF. From strange noises to everything painted white, to hidden sheds, it was like a scene straight out of a horror movie. But the real kicker? The pendulum in the yard. Needless to say, we were outta there faster than you can say 'real estate nightmare'. I mean come on, who needs a haunted house when you've got this place up for sale? And don't even get me started on the possibility of devil worship being involved...#NoThanks #NotTodaySatan #DefinitelyNotBuyingThisHouse" cue spooky background music