Panera Soup Scam, Avatar Sucks & Ranch Bowl Mosh Pits | Ep. 27

Today’s episode is a wild ride through the collapse of Western civilization—one bread bowl at a time. I start off raging about Panera Bread serving me a soup bowl that was 75% bread and 25% betrayal. From there we spiral into face piercings, robot overlords, James Cameron’s Avatar obsession, and a jewelry heist straight out of Grand Theft Auto.Then I take it back to real life: a Florida football coach clobbering teenagers, the death of lighters at concerts, and my training for the Omaha Half Marathon at age 42 (nipples intact… barely). Sprinkle in some Ranch Bowl mosh pit nostalgia, and you’ve got an episode that’s equal parts rant, comedy, and midlife crisis therapy.Subscribe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.