Pantomime Cow

Somewhere else That's where I'd rather be tonight Counting those beans wasnt quite up my street Been round the block all those times you see Look at me now Back of a pantomime cow Hidden away with my head in the past kidding myself that Im not going to miss her at all Where's that giant He's behind you Slay that giant He's behind you Oh no he isn't He's behind you Hard to walk Behind another mans stride so broad Just as I left she asked him to stay Dastardly prince took my beauty away Back in the wings Peek through the curtains what do I see My beautiful girl is led to her seat By the bull of a man wholl laugh at my comedy teats As she turns with the ice cream on her lips She is laughing as they lead her to the door Some day I'll have a different part to play Cos I miss her and I need her here tonight