Pantone’s “Color of the Year” Is Basically Just… White

COURTS ART INSTA - https://www.instagram.com/courtenaykneenart/Pantone has named its 2026 Color of the Year — Cloud Dancer — and according to them it’s not just white… it’s a “whisper of calm in a noisy world.”Sure. Totally normal.In this episode of Wilko & Courts, we spiral into the absurd world of paint and colour names — from Goose Turd Green and Mole’s Breath to Dangerous Robot and Drunk Tank Pink. We talk Pantone marketing nonsense, millennial beige homes, 90s colour trauma, feature walls, renovation regret, and why choosing paint colours is everyone’s personal hell.If you’ve ever stood in Bunnings staring at 47 identical greys questioning your sanity — this one’s for you.👇 Links & socials below🎨 Courts’ art Instagram linked in description00:00 – Colours, primaries & school art logic01:25 – Pantone announces “Cloud Dancer”03:00 – Pantone’s dramatic description (we lose it)04:20 – Why white makes everything “better”05:30 – Millennial beige vs actual colour06:45 – 90s houses and chaotic colour choices09:50 – The most unhinged paint colour names14:00 – Goose Turd Green & Puke16:20 – Mole’s Breath (personal attack)18:00 – Dragon’s Blood & emotional paint trauma20:10 – Drunk Tank Pink & colour psychology22:30 – Why paint shopping is pure stress23:10 – Future topic tease: cleaning products#WilkoAndCourts #Pantone #ColorOfTheYear #CloudDancer#InteriorDesign #PaintColours #MillennialBeige#PopCulturePodcast #ComedyPodcast #HomeRenovation#AustralianPodcast #FunnyConversation