Pants Grabbing Cowboys

Well I woke up one mornin' and I knew somethin' was wrong My favorite blue jeans had all but disappeared I saw the culprit had snuck off and ran I said "Hell no" and I grabbed him by the ear Said I don't care if you look like Sam Elliott Or if you say you love me more than Waylon Jennings I'm gettin' real sick of cowboys grabbin' my pants Every time I try to hang 'em up You say "Let's dance" And I can't even bend over and I can't even glance I'm gettin' real sick of cowboys grabbin' my pants It's happened all my life and it's been more than a few If you've never had it happen Then I'm tellin' you That if a cowboy grabs your pants You better put up a fight 'Cause once he gets his hands on 'em He ain't lettin' 'em go But I don't care if you look like Sam Elliott Or if you say you love me more than Waylon Jennings I'm gettin' real sick of cowboys grabbin' my pants Every time I try to hang 'em up You say "Let's dance" And I can't even bend over and I can't even glance I'm gettin' real sick of cowboys grabbin' my pants Track from the album "Tin-Cup Valentine"