Paranoia: The Package (Ep 1)

Welcome to the world, citizen clones! You live to serve Friend Computer. Friend Computer is your friend, and so you must be happy. An unhappy person is a no-good traitor, and traitors must be terminated. Root out traitors and you will be in Friend Computer’s good books, but wrongly accuse a citizen of treason (pronunciation: not found) and you will be terminated. Friend Computer’s judgement is perfect; their design is perfect; to malfunction is to commit treason. Good luck! You might make it to the end of the day. The Paranoia Giveaway Competition is officially open! Try to guess what our players' out-of-character goals are by listening to the episode. When you're ready to make a guess, submit here: https://forms.gle/uefPpmRT4U8eM56KA You can submit the form as many times as you like, so you don't even have to wait for Ep 2 to start guessing! Thanks to Mongoose Publishing for providing the amazing prizes! Support us on Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/dontforgetyourtowel Cast Penny - Ellen Graham @EllenKGraham1 @babybeardmedia Bob234 - Michael Wightman www.michaelwightmanvo.com CRLYJPCN - Sean Jansen @overth_ink_ing Pap - Erin O'Flaherty @erinoflahertyactor Computer - Azul Alysum @DFYT_Podcast Edited by Azul Alysum and Erin O'Flaherty Theme Song: Composed by Michaela Cornelius (https://soundcloud.com/mikatte), with vocals by Erin O'Flaherty Additional Music: To Pass Time by Godmode - Provided by Youtube Audio Library https://www.youtube.com/c/ncalib Soave by Vendredi [Audio Library Release] Provided by Audio Library Plus https://youtu.be/BWbhVQHd2N4 The following were provided by Accusonus https://accusonus.com/: We Are the Best Team Digital Logo 02 Martini Sunset Umbrella Pants SFX: www.freesound.org www.freesfx.co.uk