Paris 2024 Olympics: Day 9 Wrap

IT’S CHAMPAGNE FOR US, REAL PAIN FOR THE ATHLETES IN THE VILLAGE With guts full of champagne and espresso martinis, we are back with a wrap of Day Nerf of the Olympics. We cover off the most undeserved invitation we have received to date to a brand party, while simultaneously laughing at the fact that we are living better than the athletes in the village. Apocalympics Now is back with stories of the most bizarre list of “perks” that a Filipino gold medallist can expect on his return home, as well as apparently the best sleeping arrangement on offer at the village. Minnow Watch sees a feature athlete advance and our favourite band narrowly missed out. Visit www.gusandrig.biz to find out more about supporting us and becoming a citizen of The People's Republic of Riggustan.