Paris Olympics 2024: 4 Days To Go

BONJOUR MES AMIS! It’s a bumper first installment of Medallica: Minnows Vs The World: Pavement to Paris. We take a look at our feature athletes for these games, who are their country’s only hope a la Obi Wan Kenobi, as well as unveiling our grand plans for hosting the 2036 Olympics in our own backyard. Literally a backyard. For now anyway. We’re looking at extensions to hold equestrian events etc. It doesn’t matter. We’re working out the details via an online application to host the games (which isn’t a joke by the way) and that’s what we’re focused on. Well, that and preparing the world’s best PowerPoint presentation for the IOC when we meet with them on August 10. And you’re one play button away from all of it. Get around it.