Paris Olympics 2024: Day 10 Wrap

IT’S DAY DISS AND RIG IS BREATHING LIKE A PUG THAT’S WALKED FIFTY METRES It was a huge day of action, but mostly off the field/track/bouncy floor. Apocalympics Now covers an entire country spitting the dummy and threatening to boycott, while a noble French company offers to help out the most popular pole vaulter and pole owner in the world. We also cover the underdogs bringing home some decidedly impressive yet ‘not gold’ medals as things heat up at the top of the Minnow Medal Tally. It’s got liquefied medals, ice cream for breakfast and more, and it’s hot and ready like a Parisian night with no air con.