Paris Olympics 2024: Day 5 Wrap (GUATEMALA WINS FIRST EVER GOLD!!!)

GUATEMALA GUAT-A-GOLD-A! We are absolutely up and about for Guatemala’s first ever Olympic Gold courtesy of Adriana Ruano in the Women’s Trap. We discuss hers and Guatemala’s rise to the top, and their subsequent fall from the Minnow Medals. On the Apocalympics front, the Triathlon from Hell went ahead as the IOC confirmed that they do in fact hate athletes, and we are suitably and hilariously disgusted. We also go through all the incentives that countries are offering, from hot milk to housing. We keep tabs on one of our feature athletes, Bosnian butterflyer Lana Pudar, and welcome a new and welcome addition to the Minnow Medal Top 5. If you love what you hear and don't hate fun, consider becoming a citizen of The People's Republic of Riggustan by visiting www.gusandrig.biz, and supporting the people's eyewear Carrera who are offering a 35% discount at au.Carreraworld.com/discount/medallica