"Parrots, Pyros, and 464 Pounds of Trouble | Morning Crankers"

On today's episode of Morning Crankers, chaos reigns supreme! We kick off with a rundown of today's National Days before diving headfirst into some of the most absurdly hilarious news you won't believe is real. First up, the "Dirty Diddler" shocks the courtroom by turning down a plea deal. Then we flap into the insane case of a woman convicted of killing her husband — thanks to a parrot’s testimony! We also talk about a man who torches his mother's house over money (hint: it’s not for bills), and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers signing a 464-pound defensive tackle that's breaking both records and scales. Plus, we sprinkle in a buffet of absurdly funny headlines from around the world. If you need a laugh today, Morning Crankers has you covered!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.