Party Priorities - Men vs Women Episode 7

This is one of many poems I have written over time. I have been writing poetry since I was 5 years old. Strangely, since being diagnosed with Parkinson's I have been able to write more poetry and of a higher standard than ever before. I have read that Parkinson's or Parkies can enhance any artistic abilities a person may have and it certainly has been the case for me. This poem is very tongue in cheek and very biased in the direction of women, of which I am one of course! I hope you will receive it in the spirit in which it is intended.