Passionate Tree Lover

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Houston boy has been missing for 8 years and apparently no one knew he was missing (working Rum Runnas Theories: He just avoided his mom super good, he's Jason Bourne, or his mom was running some sort of scam and orchestrated the whole thing), MD woman is killed by a stolen forklift and the suspect is still at large (how fast was that forklift? Honestly we don't know, the only ones we've seen are slow as hell), Floridaboy is in trouble for shotgunning a twisted tea using a baby alligator (just glazing over the underage drinking in this article), and UK man is arrested for passionately banging a tree at a public park (honestly the phrasing makes it seem like love was involved and we don't agree with these hateful writers bad mouthing this tree fucker, don't mince words he's a tree fucker, but if he loves the tree let him fuck it. Next time just hump your own tree). We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On: Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Support Us On: https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links: Dubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNAS Canva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7Z SquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylor Podbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnas Featured Stories / Sources: He was home the whole time / ABC: https://abc7.com/houston-man-missing-rudy-farias-found-texas-news-for-eight-years/13461967/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR18GBg2VrJAmJsA0WNLR16tmpJKVzJo0nl31a5Hy1gl84uaJFlZvuC6zWc_aem_AQhzGTcke4szobRGG_z8QyXGU1h8-oCUtR37rTBndbJ09KRuSEJn4cv4B2SmB88E5Qo&mibextid=DcJ9fc How fast was this forklift / CBS: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/forklift-stolen-woman-killed-hit-and-run-maryland/?fbclid=IwAR1OlCoeBwAJg_G3NovymxEoPTRc2DqxlYHJt-7ofpZs5BoTNAkJcrqAIYw_aem_AQiLdGQzTxAhxoNOcYLBru2MBWNEbQTwWWSWHEot6vQmp213udIFkx3portX_b8LZP0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lju7o4h7pwm6ad3nhy The most Florida, Floridaboy / Orlando Weekly: https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/young-florida-man-charged-with-animal-cruelty-for-using-baby-gator-to-shotgun-a-twisted-tea-34520643?fbclid=IwAR1_XTnRXDgDSpye6Ac9ZBnQ4GecCUU-Cd7MVxF22fH28PIQzDeyMr7p8IE_aem_AQhql5YJM11a3xvWfbvG1uGQhEIeqZBzWOifqKBZv7fOvz7nSg9b-_-9_1j-r_XFB6g&mibextid=DcJ9fc Don't Yuck His Yum / NY Post: https://nypost.com/2023/06/15/man-busted-having-passionate-sex-with-tree-in-busy-uk-park/?fbclid=IwAR0tWSeV3hvDbCVab3Ha1LUfwXc4AlpLElOcEKBiBeGUzb7CU4Kz4rCwUTE_aem_AQgoUL_Egt8BESvtgNie3OkJDR4pTmG6o_TulRpyFlws-40wL_Bx5F5LuJa1aoZylng&mibextid=DcJ9fc Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices