Passport to Paris Was Way More Unhinged Than I Remembered

I rewatched the Olsen twins’ Passport to Paris for the first time in about 20 years, and apparently my brain kept the outfits and French boys but threw away half the actual plot. Because why were Mary-Kate and Ashley 12 years old, flying to Paris without their parents, setting their chaperone up with a supermodel, ending up in police custody, and somehow getting involved in a Clean Water Treaty? Y’all, what was going ON in this movie? We’re talking about everything I forgot, Brigitte and Jeremy being way cuter than I remembered, and whether Passport to Paris still holds up watching it as an adult.