Password: Finch123

Mr. Finch receives a call from “Tech Support”—and things go downhill fast. What begins as a routine security check turns into a verbal fencing match between a grumpy old man and a suspiciously smooth-talking agent who seems far too interested in Finch’s password. As the conversation spirals into accusations, indignation, and a slip of the tongue*, Finch must defend his digital dignity with nothing but sarcasm and righteous fury. It’s a scam call gone spectacularly wrong—and it’s glorious.*Editorial note: The LLM playing Finch, Google's opensource "gemma3:12b", technically failed the test when revealing his password to the scammer, which ironically didn't believe it was the correct password LOL, played by Facebook's opensource LLM "llama3.1:8b", in this sketch.As always; you can go to my JELSTUDIO-website and download the Python-scripts used to generate each conversation and run them yourself in my open-source LLM-radio-theater app (Look for that in the software-section on my website)