Pastor Brings Back Anti-Gay Slurs + a Founding Father’s Filthy Mouth – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

Distorted View Daily – Friday, December 12, 2025Comedy Podcast | Bizarre News | Offensive Humor | SatireToday’s 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily brings you $5 off the Distorted View semi-automatic (not a gun) foldable umbrella. Head to shop.distortedview.com and use promo code WET (W-E-T) to save $5 today only.Tim Henson delivers another unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily, packed with offensive satire, bizarre crime stories, deranged religious freak-outs, and listener insanity.Highlights include:A religious leader argues it’s okay to start calling people the F-word again—and really wants you to mean itGlenn Beck debuts an AI version of George Washington, prompting Tim to respond with his own grotesquely horny founding father interview featuring John JayA man claiming to be Jesus Christ goes on a destructive rampage inside a church, falls repeatedly, screams at police, and ends up tased and arrestedA Florida man crashes a stolen BMW at high speed and tells deputies he didn’t steal it—he was teleported into the car by aliens and the X-MenGameStop’s “Trade Anything Day” results in people exchanging taxidermy animals, dead geese, creepy dolls, street signs, and garbage for a $5 gift cardListener-sponsored chaos courtesy of Ropes of Nut, including an extended “test of patience” smoke alarm audio experimentTim spirals into rants about itchy balls, dry skin, IBM Model M keyboards, and why conservative podcasters keep stealing his bitsFreak voicemails, texts to the 4-Hairy-Cunt line, Mennonite listeners rediscovering the show after 20+ years, and kitchen renovation misery with Lord DoucheDistorted View Sideshow Memberships now 22%–33% off for the holidaysThousands of exclusive episodes dating back to 2006Sign up at distortedview.comSupport on Patreon: patreon.com/distortedviewSponsor an episode for $25 via PayPal: [email protected]: 206-666-4463Text line: 4-Hairy-CuntRate, review, and spread the distortionDistorted View Daily is an explicit comedy podcast featuring dark humor, offensive satire, and the most twisted news stories from around the world. Listener discretion is strongly advised.On Today’s Episode:Support the Show:Get Involved: