Pastor Dung Pusher And The Helpful International Gimp

Episode SummaryFriday’s show celebrates birthday-week filth with Tonetta tributes, Pastor Manning’s truly graphic anti-gay sermon work, a plane passenger who got booted for preaching while an actual leather gimp got treated like helpful cabin staff, and Miss Princess AZ returning with enough drunken sex audio to make the Discord blush.Tonetta returns with Tim’s beloved birthday song, a deranged little masterpiece made even funnier by the idea that its creator may have believed he was recording it for some kind of cancer-stricken child fan.The episode spirals into a glorious side quest about whether Kidz Bop could survive covers of Tonetta classics like Really Big Cock, Yummy Yummy Pizza, and the deeply unholy Cucka-Cock.Tim also briefly notes that, given the show’s long history of porn, filth, and general pervert energy, it’s honestly a little surprising no one has mounted a full-blown “pedophile” panic campaign yet.Pastor O. Manning delivers one of his more vividly disgusting sermons yet, describing gay sex as packing another man’s lower intestine with dung and somehow making church sound filthier than the porn segments.A woman preaching on an airplane gets removed from her flight after turning the cabin into her own little persecution pageant, then immediately decides this is proof demons fear the name of Jesus.Miss Princess AZ checks back in with a brand-new archive of drunken sexual field recordings, this time featuring aggressive dick-sucking, fart talk, gagging, barking orders, and enough chaos to qualify as public service audio.Miss Princess AZ has quickly become one of the great surprise stars of the show, evolving from foot-fetish phone calls into full-blown sex-audio correspondent for the sickos.Her latest uploads include one man discussing what kind of farts he likes, another round of slurping and dirty talk, and at least one segment that sounds less like sex and more like someone wrestling a haunted loveseat.The Discord once again becomes the natural habitat for all of this material, because there really is no respectable place for it to live.A man in a full black leather gimp suit headed to a bachelor party somehow became the most helpful person on an EasyJet flight, cheerfully collecting trash from passengers while cabin crew and travelers treated him like the world’s filthiest flight attendant.A naked man was arrested after allegedly crawling through the walls and ceiling of a Fresno plasma donation center, flooding the place, lobbing debris at police, and turning a routine donation site into a deeply unsettling skin-crawler.A Canadian nationalist group lost one of its directors after old clips resurfaced showing the man’s past life in gay radio under the wonderfully unfortunate name Mr. G-String.A listener calls in to confirm that Big Boy train autism is still alive and well, because yes, there are absolutely people timing vacations around giant locomotives.Bleach Daffo checks in with a pet peeve about influencers who assume their audience knows every detail of their personality, giving Tim the chance to admit that, yes, that kind of smug oversharing is irritating.Another caller somehow gets through the half-dead merch system and successfully orders a stack of shirts, leading Tim to discover that the supposedly closed store still has enough life in it to process rogue birthday commerce.Spiral Ham contributes one of the more meandering voicemails of the week, while Dogmeat offers a callback about the voice of a cop from an earlier story, because Friday voicemail cleanup is always a little feral.Discord:Here's Your Invite In!DV's Post Office BoxDistorted View PO Box 36268 Cincinnati, OH 45236