Pathfinder “We B4 Goblins" Chapter 1: Badges Before Licktoads

Dragged from their “too small now” baby cage and shoved into the center of the Licktoad village, three goblin welps—Poo, Rita, and Mogmurch—are told it’s time to prove they’re useful… or end up in the boneyard. Under the watchful eye (and ready stick) of wrangler Loptop, the would-be goblins face a series of very important tribe traditions: riding something that definitely doesn’t want to be ridden, getting hurt in the most entertaining way possible, and insulting their elders while chewing a burning hot stone. Between flying gourds, questionable theology, and a mysteriously convenient weapon half-buried in the mud, the welps stumble their way toward becoming true Licktoads—and toward a much more dangerous task waiting just beyond the village. About the Chronicle Pathfinder – We B4 Goblins follows a trio of disastrous little horrors as they claw their way up from nameless welps to (hopefully) full members of the infamous Licktoad tribe. Set before the classic goblin antics of We Be Goblins, this chronicle focuses on coming-of-age the goblin way: brutal badge trials, bad decisions, and loudly celebrated stupidity. With Becca as the “big bossy goblin in charge” and Tilman, Mitch, and Chris embodying goblins who love fire, frogs, and dog-killing a little too much, each episode mixes slapstick comedy, gleeful cruelty, and chaotic problem-solving as the welps brave tadpole bogs, creepy caves, and their own worst impulses in a quest to earn their place as true Licktoads. 🗨️ Hop into our Discord! Love the stories? Want to chat with the storyteller and players? Or maybe you're just looking for a place to geek out about tabletop roleplaying games? Whether you're a seasoned GM, a curious newbie, or just love hearing epic tales unfold, our community is the perfect place to hang out, ask questions, share your own adventures, and connect with fellow TTRPG fans. Come say hi—we’d love to meet you! 👉 https://discord.gg/T9zeN9p Follow Us X: https://x.com/Twin_Cities_VtM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TwinCitiesByNight/ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/twin-cities-by-night/id1246523585?mt=2 SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/twin-cities-by-night YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBUyj7h-xIhwsM3kHK56SRA