Patreon! Patreoff!

Season 1, Ep. 15 ("Patreon! Patreoff!"). Dale and Lyssa pitch the show to Amazon.  Santa's elves launch an automated Naughty List-maker. A DJ dreads the upcoming  holiday playlist. Storybook newsmakers Face the Fables. And in celebration of our new Patreon, we invite you to think of us as your new Safe Space. Written by Lori Furth, Lyssa Graham, Dale Leopold and Jack Mooney. Featuring the vocal talents of the Suffolk & Goode Players: Rachel Dilliplane (Amazon Receptionist, Elf 2) Dustin Ebaugh (Jay, Ground Control, Santa, Family Tree Man 2, Radio Boss) Lori Furth (Diana, CLAWS, Family Tree Disclaimer, Haze Bros Child) Lyssa Graham (Herself, Face the Fables host, Family Tree Mom, Haze Bros Woman) Dale Leopold (Announcer, Himself, Patrick Stewart, Family Tree Man 1, Haze Bros Announcer) Nancy McLemore (Ken Burns Announcer) Chris Mezzolesta (Jeff Bezos, David, Elf 1,Ken Burns Soldier, Radio Jingles and Bad Christmas Singer) Karyn O'Bryant (Jake, Eugenia, Family Tree Woman, Radio DJ) and George Washington III (Claudius, Peter, Family Tree Announcer,  Haze Bros Man, Himself). Original Music composed and performed by Chris Mezzolesta. The song "Your Safe Space" was written by Lori Furth and Chris Mezzolesta, and performed by Chris Mezzolesta, with Lyssa Graham and Dale Leopold. The songs "Candy for the Kids" and "Leaving the Office Christmas Party" were written by Jack Mooney and Chris Mezzolesta, and performed by Chris Mezzolesta and Lori Furth, respectively.  Editing, Sound design and audio production by Dale Leopold Artwork by Richard McMurry