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A tradition unlike any other. This week, Jimmy and Larry are back from Augusta for a marathon on gate checking, the worst place for a layover, wearing Avirex as a white man, flagrant cornhole form, getting so drunk you can speak Spanish, all saltines should be fried, the ups and downs of a press trip, James and Lawrence's opposite golf games, a good grouping can change your life, getting recognized for your Instagram captions, every house should have a porch, an exhaustive scene report from The Masters, what not having your phone does to a mfer, pro shop merch hauls, getting bullied as an adult, the driving range is the new club, hardos who are gay for golf, going schmozo mode, trying Taco Bell for the first time, the best glizzies we've ever eaten, small bladder ageism, realizing you're still fuckable as a 36-year-old and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.