Pat’s Canadian Souvenir Wasn’t Maple Syrup... It Was Germs | 8/25/26

Pat went to Canada and came home with a souvenir that was not on the itinerary. He said it straight: Canadian germs for the win. Yesterday’s show took a sick day with him. He’s back now, and the friendly neighbor routine is getting less friendly by the hour. Watch it. This is the first show back after the trip knocked him off the air. Not a medical special. Not a travel diary. A host who crossed the border, got flattened, missed a Monday, and sat down at the mic anyway. If you’ve ever returned from a trip wrecked and still had to work, you already know the temperature in the room. Would you blame the country that sent you home sick? What’s the worst souvenir you ever brought back from a trip? Pat also covered:  China delays the moon rover program until 2027, another WIN for the U.S. U.K. Home Office to asylum seekers: “Don’t rape, don’t sexually assault …” China hosts the World Humanoid Robot Games: 2,000 robots competing in track events and household chores Black Detroit pastor to Dearborn Council: “We are under Sharia law — enough is enough” Enes Kanter Freedom ejected from WNBA game after clash over “woman” shirt If you want unfiltered truth and commonsense analysis that cuts through the noise, hit subscribe and turn on notifications. 00:00 Pat Gray UNLEASHED! 00:21 Pat got Sick during his Vacation 06:33 Washington Woes 09:26 Trade Negotiations between U.S. and Canada 10:57 JD Vance's Message to Canada 16:06 Trump on Argentinian Beef 17:15 Doug Ford Talking Smack about President Trump 20:38 Canadian Hypocrisy 24:23 Oil Moving Through the Strait of Hormuz 25:27 Scott Bessent with the Latest on Iran 32:31 Fat Five 45:54 Trump's Message to Public Schools 48:19 China Delays Moon Rover Project 51:18 Judges going after Donald Trump Once Again 52:57 President Trump on the White House Construction 58:10 JD Vance on Abdul El-Sayed 1:00:42 Abdul El-Sayed's Quran Collection 1:02:30 Chuck Schumer Endorses Abdul El-Sayed 1:05:43 Charlie LeDuff's Report on Abdul El-Sayed 1:08:24 Dearborn Citizen VS. City Council 1:09:20 Kristen Welker VS. Tim Scott on Abdul El-Sayed 1:12:11 Trans Eligibility in the WNBA 1:17:52 Nashville Hospital Mix-Up 1:21:13 Flock CEO's Ridiculous Statement 1:22:22 Darline Graham is not Comfortable with Being Filmed 1:24:48 James Talarico LOVES Trans Children 1:25:46 James Talarico Thinks All Religions are the Same 1:29:54 The NEW Black Panther Party in Support of Karmelo Anthony Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices