Paul Tries To Teach Dave About French Numbers, Our First Podcast Fight, and RuPaul's Drag Race News!

Send us Fan MailThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Friday Night! Gonna Get Drunk! Gonna Get Laid! Gonna Be Late on Mondee!French Numbers!The Sing Song is Strong in This One!This Merriam Webster Bitch Sure is Shady!Jeff! Clean Up After Your Dog! Dave's English Degree WAS A LIE! Suck Le Blue, Stop Blowing Our Kid!"Ghostbusters: Afterlife" is Amazing!Paul Got a New Phone!  YAY!Pissed Off Neckbeards - AGAIN!"The Matrix Resurrections" is Also Amazing! (Paul's Comments About the Cast Being 90% LGBTQIA+ Was Incorrect - He Demanded I Write This)Paul CANNOT DO a Jennifer Coolidge Impersonation!Paul's Second Mistake - Jonathan Groff Didn't Pee Himself - He Merely THOUGHT He Did!  Also, There Was NO WATER AT ALL! (Once Again, Paul Demanded I Write This!)Paul's Facade Begins to Crack!The Stratford Festival is Triggering!So Are Accordion Folders!"Heathers" Is A Fabu Movie!Dave Ironically Calms Down Paul Through Sing Song!Random Buzzing of Door!Vagina Clogs!"RuPaul's Drag Race" Season 14 Thoughts!Steve is Such a Ferry!Episode Links (In Order):"At Home with Amy Sedaris" Ronnie Vino!Poorly Written Toronto Sign Trolled By Merriam-Webster!"Dog Park" the Movie!"Ghostbusters: Afterlife" Trailer!Kim Petras - Coconuts!"The Matrix Resurrections" Trailer!"Ghostbusters 2" Titanic Scene!"Poltergeist" Stair Ghosts!"Cannibal Girls" on Wikipedia!"Cannibal Girls" on YouTube!Billy Eichner "Bros"!Jonathan Groff Thought He Peed Himself on "The Matrix Resurrections" Set!"Friends" Enunciate Through Spit!Fuck Me Gently With a Chainsaw!"Drag Race UK Versus the World" Rumored Cast!"RuPaul's Drag Race" Season 14!MUSIC CREDIT!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: [email protected] To Find Us!:  Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!