Paulie Frontbutt with Melissa Ulloa

Love is abound when Paulie Frontbutt comes in to Ian's office in what is clearly a violation of the ethical principals a real therapist would have. Paulie seems to suffer a hyper specific form of kleptomania, but under the supervision of this fraud the only good Paulie sounds like he's going to do is wash his car. Plus, Ian runs up the bill by killing time talking regional grocery store chains and being of no service to any substantive form of mental health. Are you looking at me? Or are you maybe looking at the tremendously talented Melissa Ulloa, @mustbemelissaulloa who you can catch on sporadic Thursdays with Big Whoop over at Magnet Theater