Paul's Hemorrhoidal Experience, David Discovers Kurtis Conner, and Walmart Sex Toys in The Kids Section

Send us Fan MailThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:David Attempts ANOTHER Opening Jingle! Apparently Practicing Jingles on the Toilet is the Way To Go!Grandparents Advise To 'Burger King' It Up When in an Argument!No Bad Ideas in a Brainstorming Session!The Ass-wiping Assistant!Hemorrhoids Are Speed Bumps?!Paul Gets Personal About the Bum Area!David Works Really Hard at Embarrassing Paul!Moving Tables That Position You For Fun?!Succession is an AMAZING SHOW! We Are Late to the Game!Will Ferrell and Adam McKay are No Longer FRIENDS!We Are Constantly Being Listened To!Oh Look, I Spoke About Hemorrhoids and Now I'm Getting ADs for Cream!David Has Not Been Feeling Well!We Only Put Out the BEST!If You Don't Feel It, Don't Force It!David Needs to See a Doctor!We Love Our Family Doctor, but Minimum 2 Hour Wait Every Time!"I Am Lrrr"!Travel Bans Are Good...YOU SHOULD NOT BE TRAVELING ABROAD PERIOD!David Discovers Kurtis Conner, and Is Now Obsessed with His Videos!David Enjoys a Certain Level of Sass!Ugh, "Pick Up Artists"!22 Convention Can Go Fuck Themselves!Paul Has a Furry Fire Inside!Ugh, "Pranking Couples"!You Don't Have Talent, You Only Look Good!Plastic Surgery Turns You Into a Lizard Person!Hello Fellow Students!Giggle Pig!Marshall McLuhan, Canadian Philosopher (The Medium is the Message)!Disney....We Love the "Marvelous Mrs. Maisel"!Paul LOVES Kelly Clarkson!New Kelly Clarkson Xmas Shady Break Up Album!Walmart Sells Adult Toys in Kids Section!Episode Links (In Order):Will Ferrell and Adam McKay Reason For Ending Friendship!Kurtis Conner's YouTube Channel!Brooklyn Nine-Nine Giggle Pig!Marshall McLuhan, Canadian Philosopher!The Medium is the Message!Canadian Heritage Minute: Basketball!Canadian Heritage Minute: Marshall McLuhan!Canadian Heritage Minute: Rural Teacher!Media Entertainment and Technology Landscape 2020!Kelly Clarkson 'Christmas Isn't Cancelled, Just You"!Walmart Removes Sex Toys from Online Kids Section!MUSIC CREDIT!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: [email protected] To Find Us!:  Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!