Peanert Burter Crumblem Salad: Simply Sara Kitchen, Northern ASMR, Chef Mike Neylan (cookingguides), and Erotic Hypnosis

Recap is over at 11 minutes.This week on Pop Uncultured, a direct continuation of last week's descent into the wretched world of sexy-boy ASMR facsimile pussy eating and finger sucking.  This dude Northern ASMR is a real piece of work, pardon my language.  It's legitimately uncomfortable to watch and/or listen to.  When I listened to WAP a few weeks ago, that was mostly stylized disgust, but this is the real deal, the genuine article.  I'm bummed out about it, either he grows up and cringes about it so hard that he deletes his channel, or he develops into adulthood without any semblance of self awareness.  The latter option will make life more livable, so hopefully he isn't capable of self reflection or humiliation.We brighten things up after that by triggering Candy with an "erotic hypnosis" video.  Apparently there's loads of these things, some more popular than others, and they're a real gas.  This one in particular is a dopey-voiced woods nymph who wishes to milk your seed out of you to feed her plants.  That's not an exaggeration.  After thoroughly upsetting everyone, I move us onto vaguely familiar territory: a morbidly obese southern lady who provides and prepares comfort/junk food recipes whilst breathing heavily and speaking poorly.  No, it's not Amy Smith, it's not a rhinoceros or a Buick either, it's Simply Sara Kitchen, and her recipe for Captain Crunch French Toast sends us off on a breakfast cereal tangent, revealing one of JY's million dollar inventions: Cereal Milk.  We theorize on which cereal-soaked milk would taste the best while fatly licking our chops to Sara's cooking video.  We're also mean to her, don't you worry your pretty head about that.Finally to wrap things up, we head over to our latest golden goose: Chef Mike Neylan from Tucson, Arizona and his revolutionary YouTube tutorial on how to make a three cheese blend.  Also we talk about the Ye Olde Renaissance Faire and how we're going to get secretly blitzed while dressing like sexy peasants from days of yore.And there's a secret thing but I cut it out, too bad for you.  Donate four dollars to www dot Pop Unculture dot com to hear the secret.