Pearls Are a Nuisance: Chandler’s Comic Caper of Crooks, Pearls, and Pink Lies

Originally Aired: April 19, 1945 In Suspense #138, “Pearls Are a Nuisance,” William Bendix and Alan Joslyn star in Raymond Chandler’s slyly comic tale of bumbling detectives, fake pearls, and one very inconvenient romance. When Mrs. Penruddock’s “priceless” pearl necklace vanishes, mild-mannered Walter Gage and the tough ex-chauffeur Henry Eichelberger form an unlikely duo to recover the loot. Their hunt through seedy hotels, nightclubs, and the underworld reveals a tangle of mistaken identity, double-crosses, and Chandler’s signature wisecracks—right up to the last punch. A rare light-hearted gem from the golden age of radio noir. Cast: William Bendix, Alan Joslyn Tags: Suspense, comedy, RaymondChandler, WilliamBendix, AlanJoslyn, oldtimeradio, noir, detective, pearls, heist, romance, 1940sradio, classicdrama, suspensepodcast, parody