Pecan Intelligence

Send us Fan MailWhat's up to my witchy white throated woodrats and winning warbling red squirrels! Welcome to the first BNP ep of 2021 y'all! It could be called the pecan butter installment, or the magic chocolate installment, or it could most certainly be called the sauna installment. I am now in love with and obsessed with saunas. If I could sauna every day I could take over the world. (But I'd be too cosmically vibed and chilled the eff out to fucks with that kind of noise.)This episode constellates around a concept that was birthed with friends on a pecan farm over New Year's: Pecan Intelligence (P.I.). What is Pecan Intelligence? What are its origins, characteristics, importance and spiritual essence? Tune in to find out, my beloved and creative pecan shell composters. This ep also features a sunny New Mexico morning chat with pecan tree steward and wood-fired hot tub guru Jonathan Glowacki about time, pecans, ejaculating on gardens to boost mana for ecstatic vegetative growth, and capitalism. Here's a haiku about P.I. Wind blows from the eastShrub grasses sway to the westBuds blossom for funHere's a haiku about sauna:Wax melts down candles When heat is applied Sweat is a river Thank you for listening and supporting the BNP! Help expand our tribe of philosopher-barbarians by rating, reviewing and subscribing to the BNP on whatever podcast platforms you use to listen.Check me out on Instagram @conantanner Support the podcast financially by becoming a patron at www.patreon.com/noetics. Act now to secure your monthly truckload of socialized and potty trained ferrets! Limited ferret truckloads available. Until next time lovies, Be good to yourselves and to each other. One Love, Conan TRACK LIST FOR THIS EPISODEDykotomi - Corvid CrunkChilled Cow - 3 AM Study Session (Lo Fi Mix)Smino - PecansGovinda - Another Night GoneCasiio and Sleepermane - Underneath (Mix)Outkast - ATLiens Midnight Aura (Lo Fi Jazz Mix)Ludacris feat. Jermaine Dupri - Welcome to AtlantaSupport the showTip me in Solana:Address: 9XPHpqH7GawTGtPgZAzfXFU6oPWTpSua1QXwRYAWVh9y Find me on IG: barbarian_noetics Direct Donate on PayPal @[email protected] Cash App@ $BarbarianRavenbuymeacoffee.com/noetics.Spread the word and tell a friend. Remember to set the BNP on Auto Download after you subscribe. I appreciate you all. Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976 allows for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, education and research.