PERCUSSION PLAYERS, recorders & THE TRIANGLE ILLUMINATI

Luis, on the run from chamber musicians, seeks shelter in what he thinks is an abandoned practice room—only to discover it’s actually a percussionist’s lair. The walls are lined with timpani, gongs, and xylophones. But worst of all... the triangles. So many triangles. Are percussionists having too much fun? Are they even real musicians? And is the triangle part of a larger conspiracy?🔍 In This Episode:✅ Percussion Players: Are They Actually Having More Fun Than Us, And If So, How Do We Stop Them?✅ Recorders: Why Do They Still Exist? A Historical and Psychological Inquiry✅ The Triangle: Innocent Metal or the Orchestral Gateway to the Illuminati?✅ Exclusive Sponsor: SmashEnvy™—The Ultimate Cure for Percussion Jealousy!✅ PLUS: My Upcoming Album Release—Why You Must Pre-Save It, or Risk a Lifetime of Bad Page Turns!🎙️ Luis: “If you've ever sat in an orchestra, hunched over 10,000 notes while the percussionist casually strolls in, plays one cymbal crash, and gets the same paycheck, THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU. Also, if you’ve ever wanted scientific proof that recorders are an elaborate cosmic prank, we’ve got you covered.”