Petro Canapés

Michael & Anthony are back once more to recap the seventh episode of the twelfth series of Apprentice UK. In this episode: Is après-wakeboarding a thing? Why is it difficult to live tweet? How do we know that Poole is cold? There's some terrible Irish accents. Michael defends Karthik for not letting Samuel go high-end. Lord Sugar, Karren & Claude were all miserable. Frances gets some credit for being a good Project Manager...and then a whole lot of criticism. Would Jessica have chosen the pen? Nemo is a trout. It all goes a bit Bullseye. Do people buy speedboats on a whim? A surprising MVP is crowned. There's some awkward Twitter behaviour. Who will go next time their team loses? One team's terrible choices finally come back to bite them. Why did Samuel get fired? We tell Lady Brady to simmer down a touch. How could Dillon have reacted better after he was stood up by a customer? Who is a terrible stereotype? Apprentice gets a sponsor. Sugar needs to up his pun game. Karthik gets his dad on. Why did the You're Fired panel suck up to Samuel? It all goes a bit Logan & Chris. Just how big was this bloodbath? What was Karthik actually doing in this task? Who would come back for The Apprentice: All-Stars? Why does everyone try and break Sugar's Code of Silence? Michael calls for blood. And who will be fired next?