Phobias

In the dead of night, as people sleep, that's when the spirits creep. As the bell tolls three, dark things take power. We like to call it the supernatural hour. And now, our hosts.

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Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. In the Garden of Eden, honey. Hey this is hands down I think the worst intro we've had since we started the show, even as the Old Whist show. We can, you know, the magic of recording.

We can start over. We don't have to, but... I'm not saying we have to, I'm just saying that's the magic of podcasting. We could, but I'm lazy.

mess up while we all know this. Well ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Supernatural Hour. They're with us is our host beaker aka Tim. What's happening?

aka beaker. Lost but found. We've got Lurch is back with us. Oh man hello.

Reunited and it's been like two months. I know seriously we try to record on the weekends that you're not free. Yeah. Cause it's like you're free every other weekend.

Taking a test one week and then it's Mother's Day and you guys switched it up the last moment. And the next week after that there's it's my birthday weekend. Hey Lurch did you get to decide from Mother's Day? Yeah and Father's Day which we didn't record on thank you.

Glad you didn't like switch that up last minute to oh hey we can record on Saturday. Hey everybody we need your schedule so we can work over the top of Lurch. And we also have with us tonight Peaches or Brandy. Brandy Peaches.

Why is she quiet? Did you turn her off? You son of a bitch. I did that to the ladies.

He's old. He turns them off. How did you get married then? Twice.

What am I doing wrong if you're turning off the ladies and you're getting married? Hey. It's all in this beautiful beautiful face and a speedle shiny bald head. Okay.

I'm married you are. That was lame. Not to me or not. That's what I'm saying like you made me ugly.

Short fat bald man is that what you're saying that Laura likes? If I were gay to him you'd be at the top of my list. Damn right I would. I'm sexed man.

I'd be a bottom. I'd be a powerball. You know what he told me not to say this. He told me I'm gonna say it because he'll probably never listen to our podcast.

But John Zafus fondled my beard. You're two men with impressive beards. Yes and his exact words are don't doubt castle that I'm touching your beard because you're gonna get fucking jealous. That's actually probably something that's what it's the only thing that's telling them.

That's a quote so I didn't really drop the up on there. I was just quoting. It was a quote. By the way I could have done like 15 more ups with that guy.

He had a lot of knowledge. But I got to say off the air that man uses a lot of effort. Oh yes he does. A considerable amount of effort.

Actually that's a really interesting guy. And you like it. He liked my beard though. He liked the bad boyness.

He's like how do you get your beard all shiny and I'm gonna give a shout out to a manhood beard company because that's where I buy my beard products from. Manhood beard company. Manhood like real shiny beards. They got great products.

He's got a boom there. And then checks to Tim from man beard beard company or whatever the hell it was. Manhood beard company. There you go.

You would know if you could grow some facial hair. I can't because work wants that. Which is funny because I work in a yogurt factory. I make a beard with an interior street cred for being a cop.

It's like oh man don't mess with that cop. He's got a beard. He's a man's man. You drop in facial pubes into people's strawberry bananas.

I really love your comment. You had some off the wall story about it being yogurt harvesting season. I read that and I'm like this is the coolest thing I've seen all day. Slaving away in the yogurt field?

Yep. Slaving away in the yogurt field is waiting for the perfect time to harvest. It's that time of the year when the yogurt tree ripens and those little puddlings of the yogurt cups ripen into full squeezes. Don't let the cupworms get the yogurt crop.

And Tim is anxiously awaiting the harvest to pluck all this yogurt at this peak ripeness. Can we make it like a short film? I can see that. I've got four K camera.

I just bought it. I got some editing software. We can make this shit happen. Let's do it man.

Or we can hire a Spunari or Chonsela because he's a professional video guy now. We can do documentary style. 6am in the yogurt farmer. Oh wait.

With a fine tradition of yogurt harvesting which began in 1832. So looking at our set list here we've made it past the intro part of the other one. I don't think so. We've got 15 out of the list.

I think we're just stuck on the intro right now. I think we're too. I think it's yogurt farming. I'm done with yogurt harvester.

I'm more into yogurt ranching myself. But farming ranching. Alright, so let's talk business. So we had the Fear of Fact investigation last night.

Special thank you to everybody. Well last night from when we're recording. Special thank you to everybody who came out to that. We got to meet some new faces.

We got to see some old faces. I got to miss everybody. Some old faces. You were miss last night.

You know what I was doing while you guys were investigating? Making yogurt. I was actually not. I was trying not to fall asleep because my line didn't run at all last night.

Good times. So I got paid 12 hours of overtime to sleep in the break room. You got paid time and a half to sit. Actually I walked around.

We're having a steps contest at work. So I got paid to walk around and increase my step count. I got my pedometer. There you go.

I did some work too. But you know it was mostly walking around. So we did have the Fear of Fact investigation. I hope my work here is this.

We are taking off. We are taking July off. We will not have an event in July. But we've got an event coming up in August.

We're trying to get it scheduled. But we will be doing a basically a lecture where we'll present evidence. Show photos, EVPs, Wands or Ghost questions. And we will have details on that soon.

We'll announce that on our next podcast when we have some details firmed up. We do have some stuff coming up in September. And they're both kind of you have to be special to be invited to these. Actually we're doing our annual potluck and for our loyal ticket holders.

They will be receiving an invite to this event. And then we've also got one of our super secret locations scheduled for September. Super secret. No, that's not the end.

Super secret location. One of our many secret locations is reserved for September 29th. We will post that tickets available for that to be purchased. That should be going up.

But you won't know where the event is unless you actually buy a ticket and sign a nondisclosure statement. Yes, I can tell you this. And again, you have to sign a nondisclosure and that's all we can reveal. You will show up in a taxi with a mask.

I think this is really narrow down the short list of super secret locations by saying what city it's in. Is nipple. Yeah. It's going to be headed that part out.

It's going to be eyes white shut. Show up and who knows what's going to happen. Nobody knows what the shadow knows. Nobody knows what the super secret locations at.

It is somewhere in the Salt Lake Valley. That's about as close as we can. Or Twella Valley. Or Utah County.

It's somewhere in greater northern Utah. Yes. That's safe to see. Yeah.

It's going to be a fun location. It's definitely in Utah. And ticket prices are going to be awesome and the event's going to be awesome. It's going to be awesome.

It's going to be awesome. But you will be required to sign a nondisclosure. I think we're limiting this one to 20 people. That sounds like a fair number.

But those ticket sales will happen within the next week or two. We'll start putting those up for September. Again, we've got a presentation lined up in August. We'll have an exact date here by next podcast or you can watch our website and you'll see that go up as well.

And that should be fun too. You can come meet and greet. We'll be playing EVPs, showing photo evidence, video evidence. I'm going to try to get you some photo stuff when I go to California.

So it's going to be some good stuff. Along with that, we have got a meet up group. Our meet up group, join it. We will make sure you're aware of our events of the meet up group.

I believe that's meetup.com. I'm getting a nod to the affirmative because I've never actually been to meet up group at one instead of any. But it's awesome. Go there.

Sign up for the meet up group. There's actually a really handy tool. There's a group that I used to be a part of. Some of they went on meet up.

Their attendance records just kind of jumped. So go sign up on meet up. We are going to be having a contest soon. We'll announce details on it next podcast.

We're basically if you like our pages, stuff will happen. Prizes will be earned. But we won't give details as soon as we get there. You do stuff.

We do stuff. And then stuff will happen. And then we all great stuff. Yeah, horrible.

That was funny because well. Kids want some candy. Get in the back of the van. I got free puppies.

Okay. So let's talk about fear factory. I was harvesting yogurt. So I will sit this segment out.

So let's start with you, Lurch. Tell us about your night. Oh, you know, it wasn't quite as active as I was hoping that it would be. To be honest, I think that I've been there before and it's been more active.

It's always been a very active place with disembodied footsteps and disembodied voices and hearing sounds and seeing things. But yeah, last night it kind of felt like it was not quite there. I think I know that I was pissing off a lot of the negative entities that were there. Yes, you were.

Ultimately what they wanted us to do was to kind of separate and to be isolated by ourselves for them to interact. But I think that we were headed too much together as a group for a whole lot of activity to really happen. What's interesting is we have kind of committed the on our investigations around keep our group small, which we were able to do last night. I think we had 17 people there total between our people or staff and actual stakeholders.

And so, fear factory is a pretty big venue. So people can have the run of it for the night. And that's interesting thing about ghost investigations. We've talked about this before.

But you can go to one location one night and just have like crazy stuff happen. Backpacks getting knocked off of chairs, peaches, eyes turning black and trying to kill people and steal their souls. And you can go back to the same place the next night and have a very little happen. But the interesting thing and it's kind of what I was telling people last night is some of those nights are more quiet or some of the better nights to actually get your EVPs.

So it's not a complete bust. But yeah, last night was a little bit slower. I know that we did have a gentleman and a son got some evidence down in the catacombs. They were hearing some stuff and seeing some stuff.

We got some K2 activity. I still need to review my audio evidence. I've actually been on top of reviewing my audio on recent investigations. I still have a lot of hundreds of hours of backlogged stuff that I need to go through.

I do, too. But yeah, we're getting some K2 activity. And we were hanging with Brandy for part of the night too. And she's always good for commentary on what's happening around us.

My favorite part about going on investigations is that I always love going on investigations because he is hands down the best team per poker we have. Yeah, you can write like no one's business. I don't need lurch to be at the investigation from the investigation to investigate lurch. All they have to do is say, go ahead and move this.

Make the light light up. Well, I bet you can't do it. You're too weak, aren't you? It's exactly what I mean.

You're nothing, but you don't have a body. And I say I'll tell you what, I say to kind of a kind of a sudden way, like it's cool. We know you don't have it. We know you're not strong, whatever.

You don't have to impress us. Now, I should be noted this is usually talking to type three. This isn't grandma's parents. These are usually type three.

So it's just like that. That doesn't make it okay. I know you can't move this because you're weak, bitch. Actually, you know, 90% of the time he's talking to me.

Go ahead, Tim. Light up the k2. Bitch, you can't do it. Bitch.

Yeah. All right. So that was kind of fair fact. We did have a lot of Ghost Meter Pro activity too.

We were getting a lot of yes, no questions. Peach, just tell us a little bit about what you saw from your standpoint since you can actually see what was going on. What was your kind of takeaway from last night? So after lurch decided to piss off all the types of areas in the area, they decided to follow people and follow some of the other groups.

And so I was getting, hey, so we think something's following us. Is that true? Yeah. Here we go.

You're welcome. Yeah, thank you for that. And then I saw a little girl and her name was Sienna and we kind of whipped across her over because she was looking for him, my mean daddy. She was what, three years old?

Yeah, three, four years old. She's really cute. And generally, when we go to public place, we don't really cross-bears and say, ask for it. Or if you got a three-year-old spirit, I think there's a moral ethical obligation to do so if you can.

Especially with it being such a negative and dark environment as it is. You know, I mean, in the one silo at one point, we had what, four negative entities and they're with us, four demonic center. And it's like, you don't need a little three-year-old girl walking around. No, she was scared too.

So because one of those type three's came up there. Yeah, that's right. And so then there's the whole, you know, he's a dad. He's a dad, so he's just like, hey, back off type of thing so that the little girl can, you know, come back onto our side so we can cross our own road.

But it was interesting. There was a lot of type three stuff going on. Other than that, not too many type one things going on. Yeah, I think the worst part of the whole night when I whack myself in the forehead is the two by four.

That was Hannah's down the worst part of the night. Well, no other sort of round for this, what happened. Did we not talk about this last night? No, we did not.

We were trying to do that video I posted where you were doing your cop slide down the stairs with your rifle. Maybe. No, it was interesting because if you go to the hell's side where there's this door, it's like this two by four door that swings towards you. And in the dark, I didn't realize that the top jet's at about a foot and a half further than like the bottom 90 percent of the door.

Yeah, it's just stop it. Not the stop because there's a stop there, but at the very top there's about a foot that sticks out an additional foot and a half. Which I didn't see in the dark. And so as I swung the door open quite heartily to enter in, I managed to smack myself right in the forehead with the part of the door that stuck out.

And after standing there and holding my forehead and crying and swearing for five minutes. I wanted to enter the hell's side though. I thought everybody heard the whack, but apparently they did not. So I'm definitely coming to the podcast and I'm not sure why we're talking about it.

Next item on the agenda. Okay, interesting on that. We did have some residential investigations we've done since our last podcast, but we will save those from Indiana's here because Indiana's kind of a residential investigation person. She was probably the only one of us that was there too.

I was actually there for one of them. Are you sure? Yes. I mean you might have physically been there.

The two by four took that a lot of short term memory. We'll just leave it at that. Okay. So what we all know that's the next item.

Alright, so we are going to talk about phobias a little bit. Phobias. So I thought it would be kind of fun to just go around the table a little bit and talk about what people are scared of because I... You're face.

I'm afraid of kissing. Well let's start with the lurch. What are your phobias? Don't you like?

What do you avoid at all costs? Heights and deep open water. Walking through the fear factory last night there's a place where you go up the stairs and you walk across the street. You walk across the catwalk that's an open metal grate and you can see down to the concrete like three stories below you.

I don't like that. I always feel like the bottom is going to drop out and I'm just going to plant it to my death. I don't like the ocean. I don't like lakes.

I don't like getting into the water. When your feet lose contact with the bottom of the ground. I always envision like the Jaws poster where something's coming up out of deep and grabs ahold of your toe and pulls you underneath. Fear of heights and fear of deep open water.

You know I didn't say the heights one is kind of interesting because I used to leave school early when I was in high school. I had a driver's license and me and some of my friends used to go purchase like rope and we'd purchase some harnesses and we'd go repelling when we were supposed to be at school. Yeah just some hemp rope. It's cool.

We'll just repel down a 20 foot. How did you come to be in your profession when you seem to have no disregard or you have a complete disregard complete? Disregard. Thank you.

You know who's funny. You have a complete disregard for rules but you ended up with a profession that you're in where you're supposed to uphold rules. This is high school. I had a part of things to do like go repelling.

But no you still do that now. Yes you do. You're like rules? Who are those for?

Not me. I'm doing them once. I follow rules and do laws and things. Well maybe it worked but I'll tell you.

You're just like what are you doing? What the heck are rules? I do no such thing. Anyway.

We're trying to do it. Can we change the nickname to Motley? Yes. Now I'm just like I'm your host Motley.

I'm gonna get a chunk of the call you that too. I'll text him and he'll ignore it. We're gonna input Motley as your nickname. Okay.

That's what it is. Anyway I remember hanging over the edge of that cliff and you look down there and you just kind of run it through your mind as what if this real breaks? What if this harness that I bought for cheap because I'm a high school kind of for the good one breaks? You can give nicknames.

I think we forgot to mention that Granny Cinnamon was an honor to the one. She was feeling a little under the wave. Granny Cinnamon. I haven't heard that before.

You don't listen to things to you. No I don't. We weren't giving her a nickname. Granny Cinnamon is now Granny Cinnamon.

Granny Thomas to Granny Cinnamon. Granny Cinnamon wasn't able to join a snite she's been under the weather. She did come and talked us a little bit but she asked to step out tonight because she was not doing well. Is she cool with that?

No. No I don't think she would be. That's what it is. I'm trying not to laugh.

Yeah I've listened to it. Was it the last podcast? I think it was a combination of both. I think it was too.

We started calling her Granny D'Ann and the next one was John. Granny Thomas. We added the cinnamon. We changed it to Granny Cinnamon.

Yeah with the stripper name. She's like I had some kind of stripper name and I'm like well it wasn't. I don't know. I think it was cinnamon.

Granny Cinnamon. She's crushing it's that. She wanted really well. I love you D'Ann.

I can't remember where we're at. She's not even here to keep me on track and I'm talking about her. We're talking about phobias. Yes phobias.

You're next. Scared stuff. Baker is scared of elderly strippers. Well you should be too.

They got sick boobs. Peaches. Would you care to tell us what your phobias? Would you already know what it is?

Yes it is you. No I have two phobias. One is the same as deep open water because I've been pulled under. I can guess the second one.

I don't think you can. Cooler of phobia. The fear of clowns. I think it's actually Doritos.

Doritos. Yes it is. It is clear of phobia. The fear of clowns.

Yes that's what it is. Deep open water and clowns. Tell us about your clown phobia. How do you think you developed that?

How do you react to clowns? Oh god. Okay so here we go. My egg donor and I say egg donor because of several reasons but I'll not let you do it.

Would this be your biological mother? Yes. She's one of those who did not censor very well. She's just like you do what you do and I do what I do and we're good.

So she rented the movie It when it was on VHS. Yes. Yes. I watched it when I was five and ever since then it just you know killing a five year old psyche is not awesome.

So ever since then I can't do clowns when I do see clowns. For the most part it's the clowns with the all weight face and the red nose like the one and like Pennywise. I can't deal with that with a Victorian old fashioned clowns can it? I can't do clowns or the clowns.

I get really anxious sometimes I don't I'm not a crawling person but clowns will make me cry. It's my crypt tonight very much so. We've got mimes. I have panic attacks and freak out.

It's not pretty. It's a very interesting question. What about mimes? Mimes it's basically it's a red nose.

It's a kind of a poor man's clown. Yeah. I'm okay with mimes. Court gestures are others a fine line depending on what their makeup is.

So but really it's just that all white face with the big red nose and the crazy red hair. I just can't do it. See like I said she's afraid of me. White face my nose is red because I breathe hard.

Clowns facing your fears. Clowns at the circus they do bother me a bit but not as much as all white face. Well you know how they originated clowns is that they were projected as hobos and it was supposed to like teach kids stay away from hobos. I remember Chunga did a whole pot or not a podcast but about a year ago I was running a marathon listening to Radio Ronin and he went off for like 20 minutes about how much he hated clowns because back in the day they represented like transient population and you know you don't trust the strangers and you know we can make fun of them as a way of facing our fears.

But there's a whole history to clowns but I say get a real job. I can't do it. My mother hired a clown for my eighth birthday and I freaked out around to the house and she's like you get out there and you go enjoy that clown that I bought you and I'm like no I'm never gonna go out there it was horrible. There was a time in my life where I thought about the clowning academy.

There's a possibility. There's a clown like more money than we do. I know right. 500 bucks for a kids gig for the hours.

What do you want to make up on my juggle? Right. But you know I'm gonna have to agree with clowns on a certain aspect because back in the 70s there was a particular clown that went by the name of... Was it Bozo?

No. Well that was his real name. I can't remember where the name he went by but John Wayne Gacy was one of his side jobs. Yes.

Hey kids you want a separate limb? Yeah. No no I'm just a little bit. All right so we've got heights we've got open water we've got clowns.

I do want to go to that clown hotel in an abandoned seat. No no. We'll go the tin. We'll share room we've got the clown hotel and that cemetery right next door.

We'll get a twin-sized mattress you know to share it you know just another I thought we just pitch a tent. Well I don't know what... It's my clowns what happens in the clown hotel stays in the clue sleep on the cemetery. So because I thought your phobia is what freaks you out?

Well my left foot and my right foot. So you do a lot of sitting? I'm fearless. I don't not afraid of nothing.

There's nothing out there that gives you the heavy jeebies. Well, you. And Larchus feet. And Larchus feet.

He's been taking care of them. Skylight, yeah. You can take a look at my toenails. They are fungal-free.

Yes, they are. I don't know. I'm just assuming. You can eat noodles with my toes.

I don't want to. He does regular way. I eat noodles with my toes. I love it.

It's just so slippery. So you get like throwers out there. For the people I hate this word, moist. Just deal with it.

Actually, no. My first one is I'm going to have to agree with Larch on the fear of height. That same bridge, the one time I've been to fear factory. I literally broke down and started crying and did not walk across that thing.

I had to have one of our former investigators, Colton. And somebody else basically like guide me across the thing. I think I remember both of you guys holling on one edge and I could. I literally would not cross this thing.

They had to like basically grab my hand and make me come across that bridge. Yeah, there was a point last night where we walked out to the middle of that catwalk because I was kind of chasing away a type 3 demonic entity there and also trying to like rescue CN the little girl. And we all kind of congregated. There's like eight of us in the middle of the catwalk.

And I'm standing there for a few minutes. And after a while, no one's moving. I'm like, OK, I've got to get off. And I kind of beeline through everyone.

But I can't do that. I mean, I feel like I had kind of crossed a threshold by being able to walk out there without too much hesitation. But I can't like stand out there for minutes on end. You would have hated my last job.

Because I mean, it was difficult for me at first when I first started doing it. The only thing that kind of made me feel safe is the fact that I was going down these very narrow aisle. So there was racks on either side of me. But I used to drive one of those picker style forklifts.

So when it went up, you went up with it. So I'd be like, throughout the day. Holy crap. Like 30, 40 feet in the air.

And like constantly throughout the day. Like I said, having those racks on either side of me, so I can actually see the floor is what helped me. Because I could see out the front window and see how far down it was. And obviously, I'm not going to fall through the front of the forklift.

But knowing that I had that stuff surrounding me so I couldn't easily fall off the lift, helped me through that. But yeah, just knowing, sometimes knowing that I'm like 30, 40 feet up in the air. And I've seen people unhook their harness and climbing the racks sometimes. I'm just like, you guys are freaking crazy.

Zipline. Yeah. How'd you like to be that guy that changes the line? I don't want to do a zip line, which is weird.

I think it's like, oh, you're tall. How are you afraid of heights? And I'm like, aren't that much farther from the ground? My eyes are make it look like it's farther from the ground than yours.

How'd you like to be the guy that changes that light bulb at the top of like the cell phone towers? Have you ever seen those YouTube videos with a guy? Oh, on the top of bridges? Yeah.

Oh, man, they're so man. I saw a video like the thousands of feet. Like the engineers on top working on top of one of those windmills. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like the thing caught on fire. It's like, all right, well, do I jump or do I burn to death? You know, I'm not really one who's scared of heights.

Because again, I used to maybe skip school and maybe go to peeling. But there are some videos that lurked brought up that there's a guy I guess they got those. I'm assuming they're cell towers, but they're really. You can actually see their curvature of the Earth or so.

Yeah, exactly. That's a top of the world. The Earth is flat. All right.

I've seen it on YouTube. Oh, it must be real funny. We got, well, and we got really lucky that the Earth is horizontal and not vertical. Exactly.

Because all the other planets throughout there are balls. But we're flying through space like a Frisbee. Yes, sir. Yeah.

There's not a big old pizza cold Earth. Yes. Anyway, these towers, you watch these guys, and they scale up these things. But then they get to a certain point near the very top, where they have to unhook their safety line to climb a certain point.

They're like, mother effort, no. No. That's my Utah swim. You aren't going up there?

No. Shut the front door. Then you got the guys I like to do. They call it freestyle something around where you see these guys on top of buildings.

They're doing cartwheels and jumping from one building to the next. I don't like them. Yeah. The Russian guys.

Like on the edge of buildings, you're just like, that's crazy. That Eastern European construction isn't known for being the best in the world, too. It's like you see those guys out on the concrete ledges, and you're like, OK, you know, someone skint on a U-bar somewhere along there. And they're going to be doing a cartwheels, a back flip 360, and land on that exact little portion of the concrete precipice where it's going to crack off, and it's all going to be filmed on GoPros.

They fall. No, no, no, it gets me. Oh, God, that would be awful. Those glass swim pools.

They're like, oh, they're awesome. I want to swim in one of those. So the bottom is see-through. And you can see the parking lot, like four, five, six, whatever stories below you.

Yeah, they have some of those. Yeah, no, I'm good. That'd be sweet. And the Grand Canyon, too, that walk out over the Grand Canyon.

No, they just added, too, was they added digital effects so that certain areas. Oh, no, no, I think this might be in China, where you walk out on this glass bridge and you reach a certain section, and where you step, there's digital cracking that gets added. So it looks like you're walking and it's cracking. And there's this dude, and he's like, literally scrambling onto the handrails, lifting up his feet, thinking that it's going to crack, and shatter underneath him, and then eventually it all fades and goes back to the table.

But having said that, I would love to try it based. I don't think there's a guy diving sometime. You'd have to go skydiving first. It's interesting that you mentioned that, though, because Lurch kind of mentioned the whole guys in Eastern Europe running around on the top of the building.

That's just craziness. There's a guy in China, and I don't know if you had heard this or not, but there's a contest on doing that kind of thing. And the guy set up a camera in an adjacent building. And basically he filmed himself, and there's some prize money.

He was going to win five grand, and he was going to use the money to get engaged. But he would go off the edge of the building. It's like one of these hundred story buildings. Hang on the edge.

Do like a couple of pull-ups and pull himself up. Well, in the video, he's hanging there. It does a couple of pull-ups. Loses his grip, and down he goes.

He falls. And actually they have it on video. So he's losing his grip, and away he goes. Oh my god.

That's all it takes. Yep. Yeah, so it happens. I have to say my other one, and I get made fun of for this one.

But spiders are no keep those things away from me. I love the spider. You should see when her and I go to the aquarium, I know this thing is in this encased closure that there's no way to get out. And I won't go within like five feet of these damn things.

Like I did that with my niece. She got a tranciula for a pet. And she was all excited about it. And she wanted to tell me about her tranciula.

And I was down in her room, and she just stops in the middle of what she's talking about. And she's like, you can get closer. And I'm like, nope, I'm good right here. Yes, I could, but I'm not going to.

Yes, I want to try to left my mind. For a pet, the awesome. I love them. It's more like, I'm more afraid of the black widows and just the ones that I know that can kill you.

And that's where I'm at. But there's been so many times where I'm going to wake up in the middle of the night, I think there's a spider running across me. And I'm out the door. I'm like three houses down, knocking on the door.

Like, hey, come burn my house down. But they're spiders kill things. Talking phobias. You know what really scares me though?

A horde of wendigos. Well, I can say. And we'll get into that here in just a minute. It's my phobias.

And I've got two as well. And one of them like Tim's as spiders. I'm not quite as bad as Tim as far as when I go to a place. Plus because you pack a pistol with you, you probably just like, shoot spiders.

I saw a meme. I was looking for one because someone posted some of that spiders on the goblin page. And I found one that's like, I had a spider. And I think I got it in the whole house.

It's like a dolphin flange. It's like that meme. It's a little girl in front of the burning field. So you feel like that.

But there was another one where there was a spider. Like, and someone had a shotgun pointed at it. You know, my thing is if I go to living planet of Kraman and I don't see a hand glass, I'm not worried about it. But the same.

No, sir. Like, I don't. If it's a black widow or something like that, oh, no. I don't do spiders.

I don't do spiders. I kill things, though. They kill other bugs. Yes.

Bugs. If they don't target people like, you know, I've seen there's a video where the guy has a big spider off the water. So they can eat. Jumped at them.

It has nothing to do with. Oh, thanks. It's urban sprawl. Do you know what I'm saying?

I like those videos with those peacock spiders. Those things look badass, though. Oh, yeah. I would have to find out.

No. If I were to get one of those and say, here, hold it. You would not have it. I would maybe want to think about it.

That's like its mating dance, though. The peacock spiders, they only do that like once every so often. I might hold a peacock spider because they look so cute. When Castle has nightmares, Castle's nightmares generally consist of something through the spiders, and spiders on me coming at me, eating me.

You eating spiders? A lot of phobia? Yeah. So a ragnopoe is probably one of my phobias.

My second phobia, the one that really gets me. And I'm surprised nobody else mentioned it. I've got some mild cluster phobia. Like, you could put me in a closet.

I'm fine. But if you put me somewhere like one thing that I thought that freaks me out to no end. If you want to break me in a torture session, throw me in a sleeping bag and seal up the one end. I will lose my foot in mind.

See, I'm good. I'm good with an enclosed space. I feel comfortable. MRI machine?

Hell no. You better drug me up. Brandi's like a cat. She'll squeeze into a box that's too sizey, too small.

It feels so good. I feel nice and cozy. And I kind of agree with you on that one. When we went to Vegas, I did that little water massage table thing.

That was fantastic. And as soon as it closed, I immediately regretted my decision because I'm just like, I can't get out. Like, this thing's got me trapped. It's going to eat me alive.

That horrifies me. In fact, it's so bad sometimes if you put like a gas mask or something that's really close to my face and it affects my breathing. Oh, no, that's not OK. It's definitely not OK.

Don't get fat then. Don't piss me off then. Because I'll infect your breathing. Because now I know you're tripped tonight.

Yeah, so those are my phobias. And the reason we touched on phobias is because, again, I hear a lot of people say. We didn't have anything else to talk about. Yeah, that too.