Physical Science: Chapter 8

This week the Dunce Caps enter a new unit: Work and Machines! So many machines! Unfortunately not the cool ones like the Terminator, more like the ones that make you cum. The guys also talk lube, because thats what you need for machines… and jerking off. A handicapped girl crawled out of bed using a machine she made fro a K’NEX, that’s so illegal. Rob’s co-worker can never play soccer again, but Rob consoles him with the idea that hell have to use cool canes now. No more hover boards in NYC! Chris develops a new wheelchair diet, but it only works when you do down the ramp, not up the ramp. Rob gets his seated lawnmower ticketed for illegally parking it on the street. The guys also go the gym, in 3 piece suits, looking for friends, not to workout. Rob calls his rich father to explain why the car is broken, so just come pick him up, thanks. Now that the guys are jacked, you can call them “The Tools” cause our bodies are the only tools we need. Also how do Asians get out of the restaurant? TLDR: Canes are badass