Physicists Just Proved We're NOT Living in a Simulation

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Send us Fan MailPhysicists at UBC claim they've mathematically ruled out the simulation hypothesis. Plus: a judge got fired for wearing an Elvis wig to court.Jack Austin and Adam Garcia explore whether reality is real, why Carl Jung is trending on TikTok, and a raccoon that got blackout drunk in a liquor store.**This episode:**✓ UBC physicists say simulation theory is mathematically impossible✓ Carl Jung's shadow work hits 2.3 billion TikTok views✓ Missouri judge forced to resign over Elvis courtroom antics✓ Raccoon breaks into liquor store, passes out in toilet✓ Top 5 words of the year (spoiler: it's all AI)**Top 5 Words of 2024:**1. Parasocial (Cambridge) - one-sided celebrity relationships2. Vibe-coding (Collins) - programming with feelings not code3. AI slop (Macquarie) - mass-produced AI garbage4. Rage bait (Oxford) - content designed to make you angry5. 6-7 (Dictionary.com) - Gen Z's meaningless in-group marker**Key insights:**"If you zoom in or out infinitely, it just keeps changing forever""We're at the same point as the 1850s - the system needs to be destroyed and rebuilt"**Quote of the episode:**"Thank you very much" - Judge in Elvis wig after sentencing**Sources:**- Simulation study: Science Daily/UBC Physics- Carl Jung TikTok trend: Psychology Today- Elvis judge: Missouri court records- Drunk raccoon: Sky News**Timestamps:**00:00 We're NOT in a simulation00:11 Jack does a pull-up00:21 Carl Jung on TikTok00:32 Elvis judge fired00:35 Drunk raccoon disaster00:39 Top 5 words of 2024🎧 Weekly episodes💬 Is reality really real?🔔 Subscribe for unfiltered commentary#Simulation #Physics #CarlJung #TikTok #Elvis #Judge #Raccoon #AI #News #Podcast #TemporallyScriptedSubscribe to our channel on YouTubeCheck out our website at temporallyscripted.comFollow us on X, too!

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