EPISODE · Apr 14, 2026 · 1H 1M
Piss Pants Mushroom Jesus, Caked in Vomit VM, Dopey wood Review! Heroin!
from Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction · host Dave & Chris
Ad Free on www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast This Week on the greatest Hits! We did Dopeywood at The Comedy Store We Sold it out.! Was pretty, pretty good! We Read a cool dopeywood review, Read commentts from Patreon and Spotify - and play an old voicemail from a kid who got sober at 15 after puking all over a girl in science class and sitting in it all day so his mom wouldn’t find out. Then the rplay! Chris eats a heroic dose of mushrooms, decides he’s Jesus, and instead of going to the bathroom just pisses the bed because… why not, he’s Jesus. Almost tells his parents he’s Jesus but decides they’ll just think he’s high. Plus loads of other stuff - and a little bit more! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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⏱️ Full Timestamps 00:00 – Late night intro, Dave can’t stop doing 5 episodes a week 00:30 – Dopeywood recap: sold out Comedy Store, best event yet 02:00 – LA trip madness: 12 interviews + 3 podcasts in 5 days 03:00 – Fan email from Brie: Dopeywood review + caffeine hangover 04:30 – Dopey fandom + meeting listeners + hug talk 05:30 – Lineup shoutouts: Cho, Maron, Bobby Lee, etc. 07:00 – Dave reflects on Dopey’s impact + Dopey Foundation growth 08:00 – Late night at Cantor’s vs Katz’s rant 09:00 – Patreon + Spotify comments intro 09:30 – Lena Dunham episode feedback + Chris reflection 10:30 – Weird opioid discussion + new drug landscape 11:30 – 90210 addiction joke tangent 12:30 – Listener voicemail: getting sober at 15 13:30 – Vomiting-on-a-classmate story 15:00 – Listener returns to Dopey after years away 16:30 – Dave reacts: gratitude + sending socks 17:00 – Intro to Total Replay: “Mushroom Jesus Piss Pants” 🔁 Total Replay Segment 19:00 – Classic Dopey intro: Dave & Chris dynamic 21:00 – Crack paranoia + meth stories 23:00 – AA step talk (6th & 7th step breakdown) 26:00 – AA resentment + fake alcoholics rant 30:00 – Dave vs AA culture + “this alcoholic right here” rant 34:00 – Chris defending spirituality + speaker tapes 36:00 – Mushroom story setup 38:00 – Chris eats all the mushrooms, thinks he’s Jesus 39:00 – Pisses the bed knowingly instead of going to bathroom 40:00 – Debates telling parents he’s Jesus 41:00 – Decides not to (they’ll know he’s high) 42:00 – Comes down, realizes he’s not Jesus 44:00 – Episode devolves into chaos + bad TV tangent 47:00 – Dave annoyed at recovery talk tone 49:00 – “Trust God, clean house, help others” debate 51:00 – Meth ejaculation rat study insanity 52:00 – Airport blackout Boston story 54:00 – Outro + reflection on Chris + comedy + Dopey evolution
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